Mighty Angstin' GF Rangers Episode Two: Frightening Frightening Women! Daaang, Quistis looks fine! By ColdFuryInnaChibi * * * * * The six SeeDs stood at the top of a large hill at the base of the Galbadian plains, their mighty GardenZords parked in the Zord parking garage so thankfully provided by the nearby Fisherman's Harbor. Below them, an endless sea of Fuddies marched from the capital of Galbadia, Edea Repulsa's throne. Their path put them directly on course to intercept with Balamb's finest SeeDs. The six bravely stood in the face of the oncoming onslaught, never flinching, without a second doubt. Courageously they held their position, as if welcoming the coming onslaught of marching Fuddies. For the Fuddies would arrive... any... time now. "You know, as scary as I find this, don't ya'll think they're moving rather slow?" Irvine cocked his head at the massive mob of Fuddies curiously. (Hmm... he's right. Maybe we could use this time to go back to the Garden, and come up with a big... ultimate weapon... to destroy the Fuddies.) Squall brooded furiously. (But... ) Frustrated, the leader of SeeD looked at his companions with annoyance. "Does anyone remember where we parked the Garden?" ".... Nope." "Not me." "Told you we should've installed OnStar." "Why do I have to pilot the TonberryZord!?" "Squall! I'm so very very very very very very very very very very very..." (... this could be a long one.) "... very very very very very very very very..." (... yep.) "... very very very very very very very very very very very very very..." (... Quistis looks fine when she's about to beat the hell out of Rinoa.) "... very very very very very--" *WHU-CRACK* "OW! Scared!" Squall pulled out his trusty Balamb crowbar and pried Rinoa off of him slowly. "We all are. Soon we'll be fighting hand to hand in the most destructive battle of our young lives, for the survival of Balamb, and for the world. Maybe even other worlds. And for the rights of the people. Hell, even for the rights of annoying protagonists. We have to fight, even though we're all scared, right?" Quistis eyed Squall coolly. "Actually, I had a moment to reflect, and Fuddies aren't that scary so long as we don't have to talk to them." Selphie nodded emphatically, "Or dress like them!" "I'm not small. I'm big and tough. I should have the ultimate Zord or something." Zell put in. Irvine paused. "What do you mean hand to hand?" He gestured toward the GardenZords. "We're just gonna step on them right?" Zell laughed. "Haven't you been taking your SeeD tests!?" He flashed his SeeD Grade 27 badge. "A SeeD never uses more force than necessary to win a fight. We can't use our Zords until we HAVE to." Scratching the top of his cowboy helmet, Irvine frowned. "Well what about our weapons, we can still use those right?" Squall pulled out his Triple-AAA SeeD Badge. "Nope. Hand to hand. I'm sure we can all come up with some sort of hand to hand method." Zell pumped his fist. "Aww right! This is where I rule!" "Actually Zell, the rulebook says any martial artist in the SeeD team must start the battle with his arms and legs tied up." "..." Quistis cracked her whip. "I'll handle this. This is where *I* rule." She smiled carnivorously at Zell, who had the sense of mind to gulp. Rinoa latched onto Squall again, who was sort of used to this occurrence by now. Her eyes twinkled naughtily. "If we ever end up in bed together..." Squall paled automatically. "... can you treat me like I was Zell?" A dozen responses raced through Squall's mind at that moment, and Irvine was overtaken by a coughing fit that lasted a full minute. "...Whatever." Rinoa squealed. "I love it when you talk dirty!!" "..... Whatever." Squall closed his eyes and told himself if he said it enough she would either be satisfied or get angry and leave. "Ooooh! There you go again!" "... Whatever." "Are you listening to me??" "... Whatever." "... Why are you always like this to me!? Why do you always have to be like this!?" "... Whatever." "Irvine! You'd treat me like I was Zell in bed!? Right!?" Rinoa stormed off toward the once again choking cowboy, and Squall relaxed visibly. (I have to do something about her. Why do I always have to be the one to do things though? Can't she just let things go for awhile? It's not like I don't have enough to deal with. Maybe I should've picked Quistis, at least she's quiet sometimes. And she has a whip. [rest of thoughts CENSORED]) "Squall! Squall!" Selphie cried out in fear. Squall snapped out of his daydream to notice the other five SeeDs standing beside him, and that all of them were surrounded by thousands and thousands of Fuddies. "[[[[[RAGE]]]]]." The Fuddies proclaimed in one voice. "... Squall... I'm so very very very.... * * * * * "Hello? I thought I heard someone back in here... I guess not... well... I'm here if you do get back. Not that you're here to hear this. Oh dear. My nerves are shot. If I don't calm down I'll start talking to myself." The floating head of Cid Kramer peered around the dock once more. "Are you sure you're not back yet? Gosh. Who am I going to play Triple Triad with now?' * * * * * "Ya know, something about this project just seems wrong." "Quiet, fool! Summon Seifer, and finish the work my ship!" Raijin bowed quickly, and walked off in a hurry. Edea Repulsa examined the latest work of her evil genius. "You summoned me, Sorceress?" Seifer bowed grandly. "*ahem*" The evil Sorceress did not acknowledge her minion. "*sigh* You summoned me, Mistress Repulsa?" Seifer bowed quickly, but not as thoroughly as before. "Yes. The Fuddies are sure to destroy those pesky SeeDs. But in case they don't.. I've prepared a backup plan. A private contractor has presented me with.... THIS!" Edea gestured and the dark docking bay behind her lit up quickly. "...." "They call it... the SephiZord. Complete with the Mechasune." "I... LIKE IT." Seifer grinned evilly, then both laughed. "Those SeeDs don't stand a chance! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Edea Repulsa cackled evilly. Seifer joined in. "HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!" "..." "Sorry, right. Only Mistress Repulsa can cackle evilly." Seifer nodded his head. "That's better. You can snicker menacingly or something." *snicker* "... On second thought, stop that." "..." Author's notes: Been awhile since I wrote Chibi, I hope this is up to par for a CotM chapter. I love the concept, but I still have little idea what the GardenZords should MegaZord into when I started this. Although I have a few ideas now, but nothing I'd wish to be held accountable for. ^_^ Sorry for any errors, the only prereading this had was Microsloth Word. Gomen! ^_^;;; -ColdFury 03/28/01