Death was hip.  Death was shaking.  Death was a skeleton in a black robe.  
But he was grooving for all he was worth on the dance floor of the Disco 
Infernal.  "Yeah, Baby, Yeah." was heard several times.  

Death was also dancing in a 10 foot wide circle of dead people.  "Dangitall 
I knew I should've learned another dance.  The Dance of Doom always does that." 

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Improfanfic presents, but isn't liable for:

Castlevania 1970: Disco of Evil

Chapter V: Dance of Doom

This part by Swordfish

Concept by Gaijin Dan Mastriani

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Shaft looked around the Disco Infernal.  Aside from Death killing all of 
the Go-go dancers out on the dance floor, nothing seemed to be amiss.

<Drac seems to be enjoying himself.   All of my minions are here enjoying 
themselves.> Shaft mused. <Or not.  Someone's missing.  Oh yeah, I sent that 
Hecubus cat out to whack Amano.  I wonder why he isn't back yet.  I think I 
might need to go check up on him he gets distracted by kicking puppies too 
easily.>  

Shaft disappeared from his private table in the Disco Infernal, much to the 
disappointment of all of his Foxes.

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Dracula noticed Death in the middle of the dance floor.  With a whole lot of 
hot, if dead, chicks out there with him.  Death tried to shrink into himself 
as a very drunk Dracula approached.

"Death you idiot.  Every damn time.  I swear I can't take you anywhere without 
having you kill all the Hot Chicks." Dracula ranted.  "That's it.  Get out.  
Go and kill my half-breed son or something.  Hell!  I don't care, just do it 
somewhere else."

A Death-shaped cloud of smoke appeared as Death made a dash for the door.  
Which was closed.

*Wham* 

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Hecubus was in pain.  Who knew that large pink blocks could hurt so much.  

Then it was gone.  Not the pain.  Just the large pink block.  <Hmm the spell 
must have worn out,> Hecubus considered thinking, but didn't because his head 
was in too much pain.

"Eeevil.  Evil." Shaft handjived for no apparent reason.  "What are you doing 
under this block Evil, but incompetent, minion."  Shafted tossed the large pink 
block over his shoulder.

"I had him." Hecubus croaked. "But Alucard showed up with some gay sorcerer 
dressed all in blue, and dropped this block on me. It was eeevil."

"Hmmm.  As long as it was Evil.  But we still need to kill that Amano cat." 
Shaft paused to consider things.  "I'll give you two more chances, but if you 
screw up."

"No, I'll succeed this time.  I found him once, how hard can he be find again?"

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Alucard and company stepped out of a building in downtown Tokyo.  "Well that 
should be a good hiding place."  Alucard said.  "No one would think to look 
for him there."

"What is this place anyway?" Bob asked in order to allow Alucard a chance to 
exposit the author's plot.  

"Well my young friend, it is Konami's concept art studio.  The sooner they find 
him with those drawings and hire him the better off we will all be.  I know I 
just walked in a set him down at a desk, but how long could it take for some 
one to notice him?  Then soon, before we even know it, he'll have finished 
drawing myself and my father in our current Gothic incarnations," Alucard 
continued in this vein for a while, perhaps even the rest of the chapter, 
but you won't get to see that until later, if I run out of plot ideas.

Bob and Sylph sat down and went to sleep, just in case you were wondering.

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In the beginning there was pain.  And then achiness set in.  Then Death went 
and got some Tylenol, and all was right with the world again.  <Boy that door 
hurt.> Death thought to himself, because really, who else would he think to?

<What was it I was supposed to go do?> Death wondered.  

Then it hit him.  No, not an idea, the big pink block.  It fell, from wherever 
big pink blocks fall from, in this case the sky, right onto his head.  "Owie.  
That smarts." as the aforementioned block of pinky goodness bounced off of his 
head. 

"I think I need some more Tylenol." Death rasped as he collapsed to the ground 
next to the block.

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Hecubus wasn't lost.  He just had no clue where he was, in relation to Amano, 
or anything else for that matter.  

<This might be harder than I thought.> Hecubus would've thought to himself if he 
were the kind of person who thought to himself.  

And so Hecubus went to the only place he could think of to look for Amano.  
Konami Studios.  

<I mean he has to show up eventually, right? I might as well just go and turn 
everyone there into my undead slaves, and then wait for him to show up.> Hecubus 
still wasn't thinking to himself, but the author needed to set up the next scene.

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Death considered getting up again.  There were pros to this, he could do things, 
and perhaps even find Alucard, and kill him as Drac had suggested.  On the other 
hand there were cons to this idea too.  He could get hit on the head with another 
pink block.  Who knew what sort of pink block wielding hitmen might be out to get 
him.  

There was always some Do-gooder who wanted to do away with him, or at least make 
him stop dancing.

Death waited.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Finally, seeing no one else anywhere near him, he went back to sleep.

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Something was amiss in the world.  Something was lacking, and that lack woke Bob 
from his exposition induced slumber.  

<Something is wrong.> Was Bob's first coherent thought. <Wait a minute.  Wasn't 
Alucard expositing?  Why'd he stop?  What time is it? Where am I again?>

Bob sat up and looked around.  Sure enough right there in front of him was the 
reason for Alucard's silence.  

"Hecubus!" Bob exclaimed.  "How did you find us?"

"My superior tracking and reasoning skeelz led me straight to you." Hecubus 
declared using his best 'I'm a master of Funk *handjive* and Eevil' voice.

"Impossible.  We left no trail to be followed." Alucard informed Hecubus.

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Suddenly, out of the pink, the chapter ended.

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Author's notes:

Argh.  When there's too much to do things get put off.  I had to write this Monday 
and edit Tuesday, I really didn't have any other time to do this in.  Well that's 
not true I did some planning on Saturday, but life tends to get in the way too much.  

I've spent several days trying to track down my loans so I can pay rent, bills, 
buy food, etc.  So I hope that you'll forgive my less than stellar contribution 
to the story.  

Death never did get to challenge Alucard to the dance off.  Oh well.  The concept 
was originally to have Death challenge Alucard to a Bust-a-move/Dance-dance Revolution 
type dance off .  You know those dancing games.  But I couldn't get around to it due 
to real life and some desire to try and close the whole Yoshitaka Amano story, which 
failed miserably by the by.

So now I know I'm not going to have a chance to work on this again until Friday, so 
I'll just leave it here, since it's a chibi impro and doesn't need to actually have 
a coherent story or anything.

-Swordfish