TIE ME CHOCOBO DOWN, SPORT
A Final Fantasy (Legacy/generic) Filksong

(To the tune of... well, if you can't figure that out, there's
just no hope for you.)

[SPOKEN]  There's an aging Beastmaster lying... dying.  And he
gets himself up onto one elbow, and he turns to his students
who have gathered around, and he says...

     Keep me Hidons all fed, mate,
     Keep me Hidons all fed.
     Just some water and bread, mate -
     Keep me Hidons all fed.

[CHORUS]
     All together now:
     Tie me chocobo down, sport,
     Tie me chocobo down.
     Tie me chocobo down, sport,
     Tie me chocobo down.

     Let me Blobras run free, Lee,
     Let me Blobras run free.
     They're of no use to me, Lee,
     So let me Blobras run free.

     [CHORUS]

     And take me Wendigos back, Mack,
     Take me Wendigos back.
     There's a map out in the shack, Mack,
     So take me Wendigos back.

     [CHORUS]

     Set me Moogles all loose, Bruce,
     Set me Moogles all loose.
     Let's just call it a truce, Bruce,
     and let me Moogles all loose.

     [CHORUS]

     And keep me Behemoths fine, Stine,
     Keep me Behemoths fine.
     Ah, don't let 'em cross the line, Stine,
     Just keep me Behemoths fine.

     [CHORUS]

     Play your fine mandolin... Jim,
     Play your fine... mandolin.
     Uh... send me off... with a hymn... Jim...
     and play your fine mandolin.

     [CHORUS]

     Grind me up... when I'm gone... John...
     Grind me up... when I'm... gone...
     [NEW VOICE]  So we ground him up when he went, Kent,
     And that's him scattered on the lawn.

     [CHORUS]