"So is this Ramsbottom guy is an alien too?"

"I dunno... he didn't have a trapdoor on his forehead, at least."

"Damn. So, what now?" 

Both of the girls' Evil Sensors (TM) began to react wildly. "Uh-oh... think 
it's Ramsbottom?" 

"Let's check it out." 

The girls followed the Trail-O-Evil to a plain looking taxi. Out stepped 
Orochi, summons in hand. "Becky & Aika, I presume?" he said, smiling like the 
devil on crack, his black aura flaring slightly. 

Now, our girls aren't stupid. Trigger-happy, insane, odd dressers-yes. But 
when they see a flaring black aura coming from a lawyer, they do what any 
good citizen with a 9 millimeter would do. Unfortunately, burying a bullet in 
the Orochi's skull was impossible (after becoming a lawyer, he learned that a 
defense shield is a very good thing). Becky did the next thing that came to 
mind. She chucked the 'Red Ball' missle at him. 

****

Mr. Sunshine smiled. He had completed his mind control device, & he received 
his next 'Cosplay-A-Day' costume. He completed the finishing touches on it, 
inserting a giant foam earring into the ear. He bounced around the house in 
his new outfit, smiling like a rotund schoolgirl. 

"That. Is. Disgusting." Ms. Moonshine mused. She had finally gotten word from 
her boss that she could move in & arrest him. The FDA did not take the abuse 
of fruit & fruit-like structures lightly, alright. Ms. Moonshine slid 
silently from her post, & snuck to Mr. S's front door, counting to three & 
then kicking it down. 

"Freeze, you fuzzy freak!" she screamed. Mr. Sunshine spun around quickly to 
face her, his large Chu-Chu ear accidentally knocking his mind control device 
onto the floor. It misfired directly into Ms. Moonshine, causing her to 
cinvulse wildly & hit the ground. Mr. Sunshine waddled over to her, & his 
eyes widened in recoginiton of the oh-so familiar face. 

"Becky-chan!!"
   
*****

Shortie, I know. I can't help it that i'm not funny. *sniff*. THis was 
written by Jen, under the influence of hickies.