Villyn looked around the forest. There was lots of shrubbery around, he just didn't know which one would be the best for his Aika. He had to find the perfect shrubbery. But - what kind of shrubbery did she want? There were so many different kinds! Well, he'd just have to try them all out. ***** Girls with Guns #25 - What to do with a Drunken Miko... by Delfina ***** Anniki suddenly clutched her head in pain. Becky quickly pulled on some clothes and then decided to see what was wrong with Anniki. Walking over towards her, BA-3 noticed an onimous figure lurking in the background, aiming something at Anniki's head. "Who are you?" Agent BA-3 said, pointing a gun at the onimous figure's head. The onimous figure stepped out of the shadows into the light. "Hello, Becky." ***** Aika looked around. The War Rocket wasn't moving very fast, and she could see all sorts of big weapons everywhere. In fact, the whole thing was a big weapon. Hmm... ***** "I am big and muscular." Sofixupi continued looking into the mirror. "Shut up." Hans flexed his big muscles. 'She digs me.' ***** Becky stared, first at the figure and then at Anniki. Then back again. "Aki?! How are you able to do that?!" Aki sighed and walked over to Becky. "I've come from the future to try and get my sanity back, so to speak," she said, indicating Anniki. "And I also want to make sure Aika and Villyn don't get together. Father's been gone for a while, still searching for that shrubbery." "Is that the only reason you're here? What about War Rocket Ajax? And how are you going to get your sanity back?" "Oh. I forgot about that War Rocket. Um... and I guess I'll try and get all of the Sailors together. Well how convenient! They're all at the Betty Ford Clinic." "Right. So what are we going to do about the War Rocket?" "Um..." Crickets started chirping, and the two continued to stare at each other blankly, and Anniki's soft moans (of pain! You hentai.) could be heard in the background. ***** Aki climbed out of the window and looked around. "Hm, guess I'll head over to Becky's." ***** Fuki bounced around the control room of the War Rocket Ajax. "Villyn? Where are you?" Spotting a big red button marked 'Turbo', she hovered over it. "What's this button do?" Spurred by the curiousity of a cat, she hit the button. She then hit the opposite wall as the War Rocket Ajax suddenly sped up 10,000% and overflew the Betty Ford Clinic, hitting the Statue of Liberty instead in a fiery explosion. The Statue of Liberty started glowing with a fey, unearthly light... ***** RANDOM DATA FILE #1737: Statue of Cthulhu All statistics are rated from 1 to 10 Strength: 10 Intelligence: 7 Reflexes: 1 Technical: 1 Body: 6 Age: Which do you mean, Statue or Cthulhu? Measurements: Large enough tape measure not available Blood Type: Stone Favorite Food: New York City Least Favorite Food: New Jersey Hit Points: 12,324 of 15,000 Mana: 100/100 AC: 10 (how the hell are you gonna miss a statue that big?!) Background: Fuki goofed, big time, ending her own life when the War Rocket Ajax crashed into the Statue of Liberty. Finally not having to share a host with another being, Cthulhu plans on a nice stomping run through the lower east side. ***** Aki was knocked to the ground by the sonic boom and looked up. "Glad I got off when I did..." ***** The two were still staring at each other blankly, not moving at all. There was no sound, no movement, not even crickets chirping this time. Nothing at all was happening. Finally Aki couldn't take it anymore. She ripped a hole into the space/time continuum to reveal a room consisting of a non-corporeal meta-narrative entity that currently appeared to be asleep. When Aki slammed open the door however, it was startled awake. "Huh...wha?! What just happened?! You're not supposed to be able to do that!!! That's the fifth wall!" Aki glared at it. "Either tell us what's going on, or my friend Becky here is going to shoot you. Repeatedly." Plotty glared (being a non-corporeal meta-narrative entity, we aren't really sure how, but we can guess) right back, "Fine. One thing." Becky recovered from her surprise enough to ask, "How do we stop the War Rocket Ajax?" Plotty smirked (err, maybe) and replied, "You don't have to. Now if you don't mind... I'm going to finish my nap." The rip in time instantly disappeared, and Aki was thrown across the room. Becky walked over to help Aki up. "Well, I guess that explains why nothing much happened in this episode." ***** Author's Note: Thanks to my pre-reader (and data-file engineer) Sir Tificate. ^_^ And for the fifth wall! Oh, and thanks to Dan for thinking up the title.