Oh, come on... I'm excited.

In Chapter One, the concept of Girls with Guns was introduced. Some tentative plot points were made: AIKA, military otaku themed magical girl, is brainwashed by VILLYN, an EEEVOL person in a funky coca cola machine, and father of AKI VILLYN, into smacking up the artist currently known as BECKY, originator of the BECKY EFFECT.
However, Aika does not kill Becky but instead opts to go for icecream and kill Cthulhu.
Worthy of note is the highly symbolic phrase "After school she wanders aimlessly for an hour, stopping at a
McDonalds to stuff the crap they call food into her maw." A truely symbolic moment if ever I saw one.

In Chapter Two, AIKA DRINKS JOLT,  WATCHES SOME PORN, TRACKS DOWN CTHULHU TO A BAR THROUGH CONTROVERSIAL JACK, GOES TO THE BAR AND FAILS TO FIND CTHULHU. Becky just tags along. But that's all subjective.
Also, most notably, the tense changed. MWAHAHAHAHA.
There were many, many subtlties to this chapter. This recapper didn't get most of them.

In Chapter Three, the mood changed. MWAHAHAHAHA.
Aika goes into a deep, deep angst, (which was supposed to be her conditioning trying to fight her new friendship, but the author didn't make this clear. Dumbass.)
Rents and Sick Boy made a cameo. The author is unduly proud of this.
Becky did a bit of pouncing. GwG needs more of this.
Having whooped ev'ry body in there, Becky and Aika determine that their quarry is elsewhere, and leave.

In Chapter Four, we are introduced to Mr. SUNSHINE, who started off life as a cameo. Witty dialogue between Aika and Becky. The INFAMOUS RUBIKS CUBE makes an appearance. Villyn commences the building of WAR ROCKET AJAX, under the command of THIRTEEN-CHAN aka SAIKYO from HHH. The tense goes back to that of the first episode. And AKI  apparantly meets...

..AIKAN NADAKAI, in Chapter Five, thus earning the current title for Most "Wha-?"-Worty Non Sequeiter so far. More date confusion. Aaron Shattuck transforms Mr. Sunshine into a RAVING COS-PLAYING PEDOPHILE. Which isn't terribly funny, really.
Later, we learn that Aikan Nadakai was actually a hallucination. And that Aki is now mad. Oh, well.
Rents and Sick Boy are killed off. We are given the reason: Mc GRUFF, a public service mascot with an attitude, decided that they weren't nice people. But, who needs reasons when you have heroin?
Our intrepid duo give Mc Gruff a 9mm sandwitch, dump the corpse in the park, where WOODSY OWL finds it and... cleans up. Swearing revenge comes after Aika and Becky find a STREET BUM CTHULHU selling Streetwise magazine.

In Chapter Six, Becky has a minor personality crisis, allowing Cthulhu to run away. Aika goes gun shopping. Cthulhu is captured by Woodsy and vague references to something hentai are thrown out. Whatever Hentai means. You humble recapper is just saying.

Chapter Seven brings us a neat piece of dialogue, Becky drinking more Jolt,  and Woodsy meeting them outside the gun-shop where they lost Cthulhu. Whether or not he actually killed him is revealed in...

Chapter Eight, where Cthuhlu has merged with Woodsy to form MECHA CTHULYWOODSY.
Apologies. That should be Cthulu/Woodsy Hybrid, dervied from a minor epiphany or some similar event properly spelled. Aki Villyn, meanwhile, is possessed by PRINCESS ANNIKI/ SAILOR JOY, in an unforgivable piece of blatant fanservice. Joke. Really. Ahem.
Finally, however, there is some BLOOD! BLOOD! Woodsy is gunned down and Aika and Becky GET IT ON SOME. No, really, go and read it. This humble writer is not fooling you. But Woodsy cheated and returns in...

Chapter Nine, where some THUGS turn up, Becky rejects Aika (waaa), and DAEMON KITTY  is created, with a warning not to eat cauliflower.

In Chapter Ten, AIKA HANDLES REJECTION BY WATCHING SOME PORN, Princess Anniki turns up and watches some porn, SAIKYO  HIRES JOHNNY CAGE AND SOFIA (who stars in some porn), who make the first ill-advised Ultra reference (which has come this close to being porn once or twice), and YUKI reveals that it was she that Becky stood on (who is, meanwhile, watching porn) DESPITE THE PREVIOUS AUTHOR STATING THAT BECKY STOOD ON A MAN. Mr. Sunshine does something slightly pornographic. The Daemon Kitty is fed cauliflour, CAUSING MUCH SCREAMING. But hey. At least they're not watching porn.

Chapter Eleven has ANNIKI MAKING PASSES AT AIKA, causing this recapper to cease putting in comments on lesbian action in italicized capitals. Sofia has issues. FUKI, A DAEMON/YUKI RECOMBINANT, is introduced, unless introduced previously. Some cars crash in the upcoming Sofia/Anniki Fanservice Match. Bleh.

In Chapter Twelve, there is some MOORTAAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAATT, which our heroes win. Anniki does some S&M stuff. There is a classy Furniture Warriors reference. Aika gets a freaking cheesy power up and the dynamic duo kill more stuff.

Chapter Thirteen, things go down. Melted cheese is mentioned. Some discussion as to whom should be next to get a lead implant. The supporting villains do their mad cackling thing. The RATHER EMBARRASSING REPEAT "SEXINESS" MATCHUP IS BORN. Godzilla does not destroy the Tokyo Tower, and RAMSBOTTOM is decided to be the next target.

Chapter Fourteen sees the symbols of our times tracking down said Ramsbottom, OROCHI DOING A DEAL WITH FUKI, being the second ill-advised Ultra reference.  Yet another FINN is discovered, who sell them a different tactical nuclear device with which to blow up the English embassy.
However, when they do, they are told that the embassy is trying to "get an covert alien invasion stawted heah, so i’s not a gud time for salespeople," by a giant alien insect. Go figure.
Ms.MOONLIGHT is introduced as a device to counter the evil of Mr. Sunshine. Go team.

Chapter Fifteen opens on Becky nuking the Orochi, and Mr. Sunshine mistaking Ms. Moonshine (nee Moonlight) for Becky, and accidently hitting her with the MIND CONTROL RAY.

Chapter Sixteen has ORO-CHIBI be mostly unharmed, the plan to blow up the British embassy abandoned, Mr. Sunshine explain that he didn't, in fact, mistake Ms Moonshine for Becky but was looking at a poster; meanwhile Ms. Moonshine has FALLEN RELUCTANTLY IN LOVE WITH Mr. SUNSHINE  due to the influence of HAS- er- THE MIND CONTROLL RAY.
But, your humble scrivineer hears you say, what about Fuki? No, wait, you said Raven. Apologies.
Fuki is revealed to have a SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM FIELD,eats a red-shirted minion, and the PATENTLY EMBARRASSING "SEXINESS" REMATCH continued.
Oh, And Roe said "Format format format!" He's quite right, too. ^^

Chapter Seventeen, brought to you in Spiffy Composer HTML, deals with the DEATH OF Mr. SUNSHINE, introduces a SCHOOL DANCE,  the intellectual known as HANS, a VAGUE MENTION OF SAID EMBARRASSING EVENT, and a PIECE OF BLATANT FANBOYISHNESS. Stupid git author, and all.

Chapter Eighteen opens with the ORO-CHIBI THAT WILL NOT FREAKING DIE, DAMMIT, who leaves Fuki's service. Next is a remarkably SUBTLE reference to the afore-fanboy-ed other work. More powerful and moving symbolism in this chapters piece of Blatant Fanservice; Hans has his character dang well defined as Aika and Becky decide to, dammit, not go to the dance, but instead go and FIND OUT WHY TIME IS ALL MESSED UP.
Ms. MOONLIGHT is revealed to be Ms. Moonshine's partner (and thus fixing several eps of SNABU), and comforts her in the aftereffects of having killed the object of her (hypnotised) love.
Mr Sunshine is ressurected by everyone's favourite Deus ex Machina, KASUMI.
W4 is credited for [nookie]. Well... this humble writer says... go figure, and read Point Blank Assassin at Impromanga.

Around Chapter Nineteen, the re-capper took a short break and looked at some pretty pictures, before returning to tell of the fact that Villyn summoned a meeting to find his daughter AKI aka ANNIKI. War Rocket Ajax is re-introduced to Fuki, the FX guy from Highlander is given a well deserved job, and War Rocket Ajax is finished. Quick worker, that Fuki.
Elsewhere in GwG land, YUGI, a Cthulhu enthusiast who once looked after the Daemon Kitty, accidently releases IXUPI, ancient Mayan spirit of EEEEEVIL.
Ramsbottom is judged the Sexiest Person in the House. Hooray for him. ^^
Mr. Sunshine has a mid-morning crisis, sees his beaten and bloody corpse, and shrugs it off. The testicular fortitude of the man. ^^

In Chapter Twenty, Anniki casually remarks that Aika has big guns; Hans puts the moves on Sakura (quite well, this author thought^^); Yugi releases the Mayan spirit of EEEEEVIL, Villyn orders Fuki to take that War Rocket, turn it sideways, and blow up the BETTY FORD CLINIC, where the DO-GOODERS, BECKY'S OLD GROUP, have retired too; Anniki squeaks again, Ramsbottom turns out to be DAISY, THE FORMER MASCOT BLACK OPS  SELF-PROCLAIMED SEXIEST DANG CAT IN HERE, who tells our heroes to stop the evil War Rocket before it wastes a bunch of old folk. And the Do-Gooders.
Mr. Sunshine draws ever closer to his beloved Becky-'chan'. Fear his wrath when he does.

The Noble Admin says "Format format format" again. Heed his wise council, as John Evens uses exceptional reformatting powers to reformat this chapter.

Chapter Twenty-One opens with a quite large recap. 'PLOTTY' is introduced, as is its partner in crime, THE FOURTH WALL, before now only hinted at. This scheme of Machivellian implications is largely ignored, however, in favour of having Ixupi turn up and FLAY AND EAT A RANDOM MOOK, before Aika and Becky force him to TALK LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER. A Mayan Urn launcher is employed to trap Ixupi but accidently takes Sofia as well, forming SOFIXUPIA, who EATS HAN'S SOUL, THUS DEPRIVING GwG WITH THE INTELLECTUALISM IT SORELY NEEDS. Well, in this recappers ever so humble OPINION mind. Sofxupia is distracted long enough to enable the heroes to flee- er- strategically head towards the War Rocket Ajax.
Mr. Sunshine turns up and demonstrates a marvelous ability to RECONSTRUCT HIGH TECH OUT OF FRUIT and professes his worship for Becky.

Chapter Twenty Two sees a tea break, and Ms. Sunshine turn up to PUNISH EV'BODY IN HERE. In the name of fruit, none the less.

In Chapter Twenty Three, W4 seeks to introduce some 'class' by writing in SCRIPTED, SHAKESPEAREN ENGLISH. With SWEATDROPS. And SELF INSERTS. And inserts the NOBLE ADMIN. And SELF INSERTS SOME MORE.
Meanwhile, on RAW, Jesse James likes to kick his shiz-nits doggy style and Billy Gun bares his cheeks to an unimpressed Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie. Who whoop all over their heineys.
I'm. Just. Saying. ^_^

Chapter Twenty Four brings us the pleasure of reading of MASTER CHIANG rabbiting about Prophecies and Evil and Hot Dogs and stuff. Villyn PROPOSES TO AIKA in a touching display of chivalry. The PROHPECY OF THE MAD AUTHOR is introduced and the NIGH OVERWHELMING UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF 'PLOTTY' AND 'FOURTHY' DEMONSTRATE THEIR POWER. And Villyn is sent off to quest for a shrubbery to win his beloved Aika's heart. And Hans DOES HIS FUNKY THANG.

In Chapter Twenty Five, AKI COMES BACK FROM THE FUTURE, as opposed to back to the future, to  GET HER SANITY BACK. Fuki hits the 'turbo' button to cause the War Rocket to crash into the Statue of Liberty, causing a RE-ENACTMENT OF THAT SCENE FROM GHOSTBUSTERS 2. YOU KNOW. THE UNPOPULAR ONE. YEAH. Aika and Becky break the hitherto non-existant fifth wall to have a TALK WITH 'PLOTTY.' And not much else happened.

Chapter Twenty Six has a quick re-cap, HANS GETTING EATEN (AGAIN), Aki DOESN'T SHOOT AIKA. OR BECKY. AND READS SOME WEIRDLY FORMATTED TEXT. BUT INSTEAD... UM... DOES SOMETHING, DAMMIT ALL. (note: ^_^)
Sofixupia declares vengance on the STATUE OF CTHULHU. And Lil' Miss Deux ex Machina ressurects Hans and Mr. Sunshine. And Ms. Moonshine and Ms. Moonlight.

Chapter Twenty Seven is mostly recap. But hey! Now future authors have a Cliff Notes they can refer to! Isn't that just great?!

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Well, your humble recapper thought so. Nee-neeer. 8P

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C. A. Monteath-Carr.
"What's the Statue of Liberty doing in Tokyo? Ah, forget it."