Episode 43: My very first improfic. Wai! By Calli. ********************************************************************************* Akane Jinnai ne Saotome ne Tendo laughed loud and she laughed long."My beloved Ranma! Finally you are avenged!" she screeched. The rocket containing Aika and Becky proceeded directly on course bound for a place I will let some future author decide. So we are just gonna ignore them for this part pretty much, mmm'kay? Akane held her opera glasses to her eyes and followed the rocket's path, never blinking until the two evil girls that had heartlessly stolen her true love's life were gone from sight. She breathlessly muttered,"Finally...they are gone... my beloved Ranma, are you finally at rest now?" "I would think he's resting quite comfortably being dead and all." said the slim man standing beside the nut job. "Shut up Katsuhiko." ********************************************************************************* MAGICAL DO-GOODERS Data Entry File #837-J: Katsuhiko Jinnai Real Name: Katsuhiko Jinnai Occupation: Former Student Council President of Shinonome High School. Formerly Lord God Jinnai leader of the Bugrom army of El Hazard. Currently husband to Akane. (Statistics rated on a scale from 1 to 10) Intelligence: 8 Age: 18ish I think. Common Sense: .003 Measurements: I really have no idea. You wanna go find out for me? Reflexes: 5 Blood Type:.oO(Eek I don't know this one ether... eh..they'll never check) AB- Technical: 7 Favorite Food: Sweet wine of victory. Body: 6 Least Favorite Food: Bitter wine of defeat. Looks: 6 Hobbies: Taking over the school/world depending. Charisma: 10 Luck: Good and Bad depending, whenever he goes to far one way the other one always kicks in. Hit Points: 5000/5000 Mana: 0 AC: 1 Abilities: -Able to understand Bugrom language -Able to not piss off Akane with his least little word or action despite being married to her. Edible, although he tastes like cotton. Or maybe that's his suit. Tap to gain the power of insane laughter. Background Left the El Hazard world after Deva the Bugrom Queen ran off and left him for an earwig. Ran into Akane at the funeral of her first husband, Ranma Saotome. Thus began their whirlwind courtship because as we all know Jinnai is drawn toward anyone as insane as him. ********************************************************************************* "Fine fine" Jinnai said,"Tell me though, why did you send those two little morons off to [some location to be determined by a future author]?." "Because they are responsible for the death of my Ranma!" "Ah yes now I remember. Tell me again how was it that those two girls are responsible for you bludgeoning your BELOVED Ranma to death with a table?" Akane sweatdropped and tore her gaze away from the beautiful empty space where the rocket carrying the two evil girls to [some location to be determined by a future author] had last been. "It's THERE fault," she screeched, "All THERE fault!" "I believe you mean it's THEIR fault," Jinnai corrected. "Yes! That too! It's THERE fault and THEIR fault! They are the ones that went back in time and subjected me to evil experiments when I was a child making me unable to control my violent impulses!" Akane said waving her arms in ball and stick mode. mmmmhmmmmyhhhhhhhh the author's cat added. "And how is it you know all this again, my dear?" "It's quite simple you see! I simp-" ********************************************************************************* The girl typing at the keyboard blinked. "*blink*" "Where did all those asterisks come from? I didn't type them....." "BUT I DID!" "Huh!?" She turned and immediately recognized the figure standing next to her. He had his arms folded and was glaring down at her. He was so pissed his hair seemed even spikier than normal...which MUST have broken some laws some where... "Yes! It is I! Controversial Jack! I deeply resent being written out of this improfic! I DEMAND you write me back in! I have pleaded with all the other authors before you but they have been blind to the beauty of CONTROVESY! Here I have a list of 23,212,321,312,313,214.3 reason's you should write me back into this story! Reason one-" "Eh okay." "-I have THE cutest little, what?! Okay! I knew it! I knew you were the one that would recognize the greatness of CONTROVERY! You shall-" "Shut up and get in there." Jack shut up and got in there. ********************************************************************************* Jack laughed maniacally and raised his hands high in the air,"I'm Heeeeeeeeeeeere!" Then there was a flash of light and a shortish girl with medium length red hair appeared. "Did I mention the condition?" Calli said. ********************************************************************************* MAGICAL DO-GOODERS Data Entry File #Pi: Calli Real Name: Calli Occupation: None at present but aims to find a job where she's paid to sit on her ass in front of the computer all day. (Statistics rated on a scale from 1 to 10) Intelligence: 9 Age: 18 Common Sense: 6 Measurements: I don't know and I'm to lazy to go find out. Reflexes: 9 Blood Type: O- Technical: 5 Favorite Food: Dead animals. Body: 8 Least Favorite Food: Live animals. Looks: 10 Hobbies: RPG's, reading, turning people into little pink newts. Charisma: 9 Luck: -10/10 varying Hit Points: 200/200 Mana: 100/100 AC: 4 Abilities: -Able to maintain a 4.0 GPA despite never doing homework. -Able to sit in front of a computer for hours on end with out butt fatigue. Weapons: Newt gun/launcher. Is not edible. And don't even think of trying. At all. Tap to gain power of apathy. Background Self insertion character by the author in order to have an excuse for a new data file since these lovely little things take up so much room. ********************************************************************************* "Condition?" Jack blurted out, "The great Controversial Jack needs not abide by conditions!" "Yah yah, whatever," she mumbled and aimed at Jack with a gun that looked like the love child of a Remmiton shotgun and a rocket launcher. "How dare you point that weapon at me!" "Sure buddy," she said as she fired. Jack was hit by the blast of octarin light that surged from the gun. When the light faded a small pink newt with spiky red hair was all that could be seen where Jack had been. "MEEEEEEEEP! Meep! [MEEP!]" The newt commented. Calli hummed to herself and loaded the newt into the launching section of her gun. She turned and fire off aiming toward the former home of the rocket. "That was easy enough." She then wondered off to go see how the comic book stores in the area looked. ********************************************************************************* "-and that is how I found out what those evil girls did!" "I see, interesting. I never knew elephants had fingers before." Jinnai remarked. "I know neither did I." Akane replied. Just then a pink newt with spiky red hair landed on Akane's head. "Meep?" "AAAAAAAEEEIII!" "What? He just said 'Hello?'." ********************************************************************************* Author's notes. Wai! I finished my first impro part type thingy!^^ Let's see..what to say... Thank you so much Zereth and Phoebe for prereading! Hope I made you happy with Akane in this part W4. Please don't make me have 14,000 children. Hmm..and I can't think of anything else! Hope you liked it and Bai bai!