Zereth stared blankly at part 51 of Girls with Guns. "That
was... odder than normal."

Zereth leaned over Zereth's shoulder and nodded. "Tell me about it."

Zereth stared blankly at Zereth. "... Which one are you?"

"... Oh crap."


   *********

Girls with Guns
 Even weirder than usual lately.
Originally started by David Kelk
This part by Zereth

   *********

Zereth looked at Zereth, who looked back.

"... Well, anyway, we need to get this going again. It's had, what, 2
skips in a row?"

"Three, I think."

"Gah. Well, I think we'll ignore 51."

"Good idea."

"Okay, that makes 50 what we're going off of, and that was the Ominous
Figure of Dark Forboding And Intent aruging with the previous
author. Hm. How about you're really Newtiversal Jack and Controversial
Newt in a clever human disguise?"

  ***

"[No.]"

  ***

"Too bad, I like the idea."

  ***

"[NO! I will not-]"

Suddenly, Aika rushed in and pulled off the Ominus Figure Of
Foreboding Darkness Of Intent's mask. "Look! It's really Newtiversal
Jack and Controversial Newt!"

Jinnai, who wasn't really dead, just lost, wandered into the
room. "Hey, didn't the Ominously Dark Figure of Intently Foreboding
show up before you guys got written out?"

"Meep." "Moop."

Jinnai nodded. "Ah, of course. That makes sense."

Aika left the room through the blue door. "I'm off to find Becky. Stay
here."

Jinnai and the newts left through the mauve door and promptly got
lost.

  ***

Aika and Becky ran into each other at the intersection of Puce and
Eggshell.

Literally. 

"Owww! Watch where you're going, Aika!"

"Same to you! ... Haven't you found your clothes yet?"

"No. And I see you haven't either."

"Well, then it's obvious what we need to do."

Becky gasped. "You mean..."

Aika stood up, jumped on top of the boxes, and powerposed. "Yes! We
must go threaten the author!"

  ***

Zereth and Zereth blinked as Aika and Becky materialzed in the room. 

"... Oh, that's right, we haven't gotten AnFourthy back here yet."

Zereth nodded. "You work on that, I'll deal with them."

Becky and Aika pulled out their concealed minature rabbit launchers
and aimed them at the two Zereths. "We demand that you give us our
clothes back!"

Becky nodded. "Yeah! ... um... which of you is which? o_O"

Zereth shrugged. "We're not sure ourselves. Anyway, fine. There's lots
of clothes in that closet behind you. You didn't need to threaten us."

Aika sweatdropped and looked behind her. "Oh, so there is."

Becky shrugged and started rooting through the closet. Aika, after a
moments pause, did likewise."

Zereth sighed and turned to Zereth. "How're you doing on getting
AnFourthy back?"

Zereth looked up from his portable phone and laptop. "I've almost
caught up to her. The kosher deli on the fourth step down on 64th and
Blue says she just left, and I'm calling the Motel 69 she was heading
for, and... hang on, somebody picked up. Hello? ... AnFourthy! Quick!
Hurry back! We need you!"

AnFourthy tele*schplurnt*ed into the increasingly crowded room. "What
is it?"

Zereth pointed at Aika and Becky. "I need you to keep them from going
back into the story for a minute.

AnFourth shrugged, grabbed Zereth's laptop, and plopped down in a
corner to search the web for porn.

Zereth turned back to Aika and Becky, who were wearing expressions of
intense concentration. "Why can't we get back?!?"

"I don't know, Becky..."

Zereth smiled. "I'll let Zereth explain that one."

Zereth nodded to Zereth. "You see, we got AnFourthy to keep you from
going back for a while. We need you to do something."

Aika peered suspicously at Zereth, while Becky peered at Zereth
instead. "... What?"

Zereth smiled. "We need you to get rid of the plot of the Rocky Horror
Picture Show. He's... interfering."

Becky *phew*ed. "Oh, good, we were worried it was something hentai."

Aika nodded. "Yeah, he's just sending us to our doom armed with
pitifully insuficcent weapons."

Zereth looked shocked. "We wouldn't do that! Would we, Zereth?"

Zereth shook his head. "No, of course not." Zereth handed Aika a sheet
of paper, and Becky a huge blue glowing sword thingy with the handle
of a gun. "Aika, you get the spell foruma for the Ragna Pistol, and
you, Becky, get the Lionheart."

Aika and Becky looked at their new weapons with the expressions of
kids let loose in a candy store with somebody else's credit cards.

Zereth herded the two out the door. "Now, go out there and kick
his... her... its... its ass!" He then shut the door behind
them. "Gah. You think it'll work?"

Zereth shrugged. "They'd better. We're in trouble otherwise."

AnFourthy waied! "Wai! Aika/Becky/Akane bondage hentai!"

Zereth and Zereth sweatdropped and looked at each other, then quietly
started to build themselves a bunker out of all the unoccupied
furniture in the room.

   ***

Aika and Becky walked... floated... flew... um... whatever, through
the... blackness... void... um... whatever, to the place where the
plot of the Rocky Horror Picture Show had made its lair.

Becky touched down on the edge of
more... solid... unreality... or... whatever... first. "You know, this
omnoiusly forboding castle looks a little... odd."

Aika looked. "What, you mean like the broken chain on the drawbridge?
Or what appears to be an arm hanging out of one of the sniper windows
up there?"

"Actually, I was more talking about the giant pink mecha-newt lodged
in one of the towers."

Aika sweatdropped. "That too. Well, we'd better go check it out."

   ***

Zereth looked over Zereth's shoudler at the TV. "Doesn't running back
and forth like that get boring fast?"

"Yeah, but I'm going to need all these Medicine 3s to beat that
boss. So I get to run in and out of the police station to pick them up
from those regnerating boxes. ... Damn! They ran out!"

   ***

Aika and Becky crept silently through the halls of the castle,
witnessing devestation and carnage all the way. Well, except for that
one stretch where the "Making Halls Look Like They Had Long Dramatic
Fights In Them INC" crew were taking a coffee break.

Finally, they came to the throne room. Or whatever.

"Aika, is it just me, or does this room have a lot of newts milling
around the body of RHPS-plotty?"

"I see it too, Becky. I think we should just take his... her... its
head back with us and take the credit so we can get home."

Becky nodded, stepped forward, and lopped of the corps'es head with
her recently-aquired gunblade.

   ***

"Ahah! I've beaten the Eve of PowerPlus 2 and unlocked Super Hyper
Mega Plus Alpha Gold Dash Turbo Championship Edition mode!"

Zereth looked up from his book(Writing "Dummies" Books For
Dummies). "So... You get to go through the game _again_, only slightly
harder?"

"Yes, but this time I get to staart out with the Pistol Of Ungodly
Power, and the Armor of Impentrable Impenetrableness, _AND_ I can now
get to the secret catacombs above the Chrysler Building Reversed!"

"We're back, and we've brought his head! Now can we go OH MY GODS WHAT
IS SHE LOOKING AT?"

Zereth and Zereth looked in the direction of the fight sounds. "Glad
we built this bunker." "Yeah."

They went back to what they were doing before, waiting for the fight
to die down.

   ***

Meanwhile, Jinnai and the newts were walking down the Puce Hallway
towards the Off-White room. "And remeber, never ever eat Akane's-"

"Meep." "Moop. Moopity."

"Oh, yeah, I should've mentioned that before I got lost..."

"Moop." "Meep."

"Hm, good point. But where are we going to find a Deathclaw at this
time of night?"

   ***

Zereth and Zereth peeked out the top of their makeshift bunker.

"... Aika and Becky are feeding AnFourthy to a Deathclaw. Where did
they get a deathclaw at this time of night?"

"Damn if I know."

"Well, we should probably send them back. They do have the [Key Item:
RHPS-plotty's head!], after all."

Zereth nodded. Aika and Becky disappeared with a small "poink" noise."

"Should we do something about the deathclaw?"

"Nah, AnFourthy can take care of herself. Probably find a gun lodged
in its teeth or something.

Zereth nodded.

   ***

Aika and Becky appeared at the intersection of Off-Black and Paisely,
several feet above the floor.

"Ow!"

"Oof!"

"Ow, that hurt. Aika, do you have any... say, what's that noise?"

"I don't hear anyth... hm. It sounds like and approaching angry mob."

Becky nodded. "Yes, it does... I wonder why they're mad?"

Suddenly, a horde of rabid RHPS fans burst around the corner. "THERE
THEY ARE! GET THEM!"

Aika and Becky sweatdropped. "Uh oh."

   ***


Zereth sat at the computer, thinking, Zereth peering over his
shoulder. "So... Let's see... what to do next..."

Zereth looked up. "Get hit by the giant flying deadline?"

Zereth blinked and looked up from the keyboard just in time to get
snatched by the Deadline. "What? AAAAHHHHH!"

The Deadline swooped down, picked Zereth up, and flew away.

Zereth watched it go. "I must be Zerplotty then. Oh well."

Zerplotty wandered around the room, straightening it up for the next
author.


   ***

Authors Notes: Running Joke Sharp.

Authors Comments: Well, this is the first time I was ever late with an
impro part. ^^;; I really should'nt have bought a bunch of "new" games
(I.E, the X-Com collection) shortly before my part. Oh well. 

Special thanks to: 
Calli, for prereading and help with some parts
Whoever gave me ideas to put in this chapter in #improfanfic when I
	asked (Expecially the Gratuitous Plotline Closure. Thanks,
	Dan!)
Calli, for referring me to the Slayers Trilogy stories by
	Twoflower, through which I found Improfanfic in the first
	place
David Kelk, for starting Girls with Guns
Anybody/thing else I forgot.