"AAAHHRRRGGHH!!!" "Zack, what's wrong?" "Huh? And I guess you are my muse, right?" "No, Dolphin is Dolphin. I thought Zack knew that..." An ellipse is "..." "Great. I need to write my part for Girls with Guns, and I got an insane Dark Lord for a Muse. Not only that, but I can't think of a semi-plot!" "That reminds dolphin. Washu told dolphin to tell Zack that Washu needs to get rid of a few of Washu's inventions." "Hmmm, You know, That might just work! AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- GIRLS WITH GUNS Created by David Kelk (dkelk@sympatico.ca) This chapter by Zack Hibiki (Zack_hibiki@yahoo.com) Hosted By Improfanfic (http://www.improfanfic.com) Chapter (fifty) seven take two: DELIVERY! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- "So, where should we go now?" Becky queried, ignoring the crowd of random students, both male and female, who are watching closely. "Well, let's go kidnap Dark Queen Uzume again!" "Sure, that's always fun." "Um, excuse me, are you Lady Becky and Lady Aika?" "Yes, we are. Who are you?" "And what do you want!" The young man tucked his clipboard under his arm and pulled a card from his belt. "Ummmm AH! I am currently the lord of the Lunar Kingdom, consort to Queen Serenity, Zack Hibiki. And I have a package for one Lady Aika, and another package for Lady Becky. Could you please sign here?" He held out the clipboard to the two. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- MAGICAL GIRL DO-GOODERS Data File Entry #*error redo from start*: Proto-author Full name: Protoplasmic, author like entity Occupation: writer, temporary. (All statistics are rated from 1 to 10 in writing.) Intelligence: ?? Age: 30seconds Reflexes: ?? Technical: ?? Measurements: ?? Body: ?? Blood Type: depends Looks: ?? Favorite Food: depends Charisma: ?? Least favorite food: depends Cool: ?? Hobbies: depends Luck: ?? . Hit points: off the scale Mana: don't ask AC: variable Abilities: -Write stories -Communicating with current author and assuming his/her/it's form -A heck of a lot more. Weaknesses may vary. Tap to give the fourth wall a migraine. Background: Formed by weird series of typos, it is bent to absorb all Self insertions, and to preserve the integrity of the GwG story, but his very presence severely disrupts it. A Washu's lab(c) product. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ "Oh, um, sure?" Aika takes the clipboard, signs, and hands it to Becky. Becky signs the clipboard also. "GREAT!" Zack tosses the clipboard into Sub-space. He then pulls out two packages. "Enjoy!" He vanishes. "I wonder what we got?" Aika ask, studying the package. "AHHH! COOL! A HAND PLASMA CANNON! Zero recoil with the power to level a medium sized building in a single shot! The ultimate in handguns!" Meanwhile, Aika has opened hers. "A set of keys? And a card that says 'look behind you'? Hmm?" Aika looks over her shoulder, and her jaw drops. Parked directly behind her is a tank. A silver, VERY shiny tank, with a 10.8cm cannon, a group of three tubes with the symbols for Nuclear Radiation on them, and Several Racks of Micro Missiles. "Wow." ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- "Let's go," Aki says, as she lead the way out the door and straight into Zack (or what passes as such). "Hey, watch it!!" "Sorry, M'lady. I am looking for one Lady Aki, and a being known as Lavos. Would you two lovely ladies happen to be them?" Zack says as he bows. Another tense change. Decide already. "Yes. We are." "Oh, good. Please sign. I'll get your packages!" Zack hands them the clipboard, and digs around in sub space as the two sign. He pulls out a medium sized package and something that looks like a remote control, except it has only one button and a weird squiggly wire coming out of it. The two finish signing the clipboard, he hands them the packages and then takes back the clipboard. "Thank you, and ENJOY!" Zack vanishes in a puff of smoke. "Who was that guy?" "I don't know, and don't care!" Aki says as she opens the package. Inside is a miniature wardrobe, weapons in essence, a total evilvillain's outfit. "Cute, but what will I use it for?" "Well, at least I got something better. I wonder what the thing I got is?" Lavos points the squiggly wire at Aki and presses the button. There is a faint humming sound. Nothing else happens. "Hmm, nothing. Let's go Aki... oh. " Lavos gently moves the pile of clothes aside, and looks at the unclad, now-chibi Aki." "Well, now we know what your package was for." ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- MAGICAL GIRL DO-GOODERS Data File Entry #.1: Chibi-a-fyer A device capable of making anything alive (or what goes for alive) shrink to one-tenth its original size." Operated on two AA batteries. WARNING! Dose not chibify clothing! Chibification can end at any time. Do not dunk in water. Do not use on a chibifyed object or bad things will happen. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- Writers notes: hey. I wish to... huh. oh. not an acceptance speech. oh. let me start again. I completely ignored the plot, gave Aika, Becky, and Lavos Weapon unlike any seen before in this chibi-improfic, and added a creature that upon the next author, will become that author. I think I did rather well! excpeccaly due to the fact that I almost wrote in twin tenses! thank Stephica for pre-reading! oh. and I stole a bit from the author befor me. and remember, if you need an impossible invention within a week, call Washu's lab!