"Fools. They did not have my knowledge. Soon, Aika and Becky will suffer a fate much worse then death, and I will have my revenge!" ---Flashback-- Proto-author looks down at the little brown furry thing. "This will destroy all of the SI's?" "Yes. As long as you attach it to the seventh wall, they will no longer live.." The cabbat says, looking warily at the five pound's of C-17 held in the Proto-author's hand. "COOL!" Proto-author runs off. ---End flash back--- "What an idiot. And this recent event, With the big can of Spam, should distract the current god long enough for him to succeed..." "Te-ohki! Where are you Te-ohki!" "oh S$%#$. why me." "There is Dolphins Te-ohki! Dolphin miss Te-ohki!" "DOLPHIN! The part is about to start! Come on! We have to get back to Zack!" "WAI! Washu! Dolphin found Te-ohki!" "Yes Dolphin.. That is Te-ohki. *SWEATDROP*" ------------------------- GIRLS WITH GUNS The Improbable Adventures of Improfanfic's Co-Mascots Started By: David Kelk, This Chapter By: Zack Hibiki and his muses, Dolphin and Washu. Hosted at: Improfanfic, http://www.improfanfic.com Episode 7/21/00: Normalization or The Revenge of The Mascots, part one. ------------------------- Proto-author looked up at the pearly gates. Or at least what he could see of them. Mainly saint Peters feet. Then the feet are gone, the truck having been waved through. He smiled hanging upside down, thinking ~Wow, what a brilliant and original Idea, slipping in on the underside of a supply truck full of SPAM!~ Soon, the truck stopped in front of Heavens Cafeteria. P-A rolled out from under the truck and made a mad dash for the main office, bulling by the guards, he slipped down the stair well to the Seventh Wall storage area. Passing by the walls marked Ultra, H! Flash, and FFL, he approaches the GwG Seventh Wall. He presses the C-17 to the wall and presses the detonator. *KAAAABOOOOMMM!!!!!* And lo, Heaven shakes... ------------------------- Zack looks up from his keyboard. "Oh #$@ What was that!" Washu reads the text "It seems Proto-Author blew himself and the Seventh Wall up." "Oh. what is Seventh Wall?" Dolphin ask, petting her pet cabbat, which is grinning. "The wall that keeps the real world from taking over other realities." Washu frowns. "I'll get the Isolators..." ------------------------- Deep in the jungles of the amazon, where untold dangers and monsters lurk. A dragon takes to the sky, scooping up and eating a lesser dragon. But then a strange thing happens, a flash of light, and a beam shoots up into the heavens. The beam expands. Mystical and magical creatures panic and try and get away. But as the beam touches them, they desenagrate into nothing, or convert to their non-magical counter parts. The wave accelerates.. ------------------------- Zack takes the Isolator, and loads the clip. Zack looks up at Washu, and he nods. Washu presses a button and Zack slips through the fifth wall. ------------------------- In the ancient mountains, and ancient places of Tibet, exist a dojo. Not just any Dojo, but the honorable Tibetan Furniture Dojo. As we watch, a calm young man practices outside with a chair. As we watch a young girl with lightbulbs straped to her head runs outside, then the wave passes over them. They scream and twist, the girl dissipating into nothing, the guy changing into a monk. He looks up, and shakes his head, then runs to catch up with the rest of the monks on their journey to the neighboring monastery... ------------------------- [Engaging bullet time] ------------------------- Zack lands on the ground behind the five. A slow thump sounds. Lina, Aika, and Becky start to turn as Zack brings the Isolator up. He pulls the trigger just as Aika and Becky draw their Rabbit Launchers and Lina cast a Fireball. As the Isolator leaves the gun, Zack aims again. Just as Zack targets Akai, the Isolator projectile hit's Becky, slamming into her and spinning her around, to do a face plant in the Spam. ------------------------- As the ripples hit the edges of Tokyo, it passes over ruined building, restoring them. A school collapses to dust, and a lost boy steps around a corner, disappearing a split second before the wave hit's him. A Dojo vanishes, replaced with an empty lot... ------------------------- Zack fires again, just as Lina-Kami-sama releases her fireball and Aika jinks to the side and fires her rabbit launcher. The Isolator shot passes by Aika by a mere centimeter, and Aika's shot and Lina's fireball impact Zack. Being near indestructible due to the fact that he is the author, it dose not kill him. It dose Hurt him a lot and banish him from the realm, but that is about it. The Isolator shot travels onward, through walls and building, eventually reaching a living room where Lavos and Aki are. It strikes Lavos a split second before the normalization wave passes through her and Aki. Aki's normalizes, her skimpy outfit becoming more normal, less reveling. The video changes and morphs into a...less violent video. Two seconds after the wave passes over Aki and Lavos, it reaches the edge of the big pile of Spam. The big pile of Spam desenagrates upward, vanishing. It passes over everyone. Lina starts to scream as the wave tries to normalize a god. It halts momentarily, and condenses it's power. Surging over Lina-Kami-sama, it suppresses her godhead, it then continues. The air around Lina swirls, her clothing devolve and reform (while not really reviling anything) into a standard Fuka style school uniform. oh yhea. fanservice. WAI.. The wave passes over Becky, not even noticing her. It then hits Aika. It swirls, and twirls, replacing Aika's outfit with a sailor-Fuka the same as Lina's. All of Aika's ordernince desolves. She then faints... as she dose, a small little backpack falls to the ground next to Lina and Akai. Each covered with cute animals. ------------------------- [dis-Engaging bullet time] ------------------------- Becky stirs... She looks around, and feels her chests.. No hole, just a strange black square with flashing lights imbedded in her skin. Then agent BA-3 speacks up ~no damage... were okay. what happened to the others?~ ~It's gone.. The magic, it's gone...~ Sailor Rapture whimpers... obvious afraid. "SHUT UP!" Becky yells to the sky as she sits up. This causes her to throw up. Wiping the spittle from her mouth. She looks around. And spies Akai. She stumbles-crawls to her love. She stairs in horror at the outfit Akai is wearing now. As she stairs, Aika's eyes flutter open. Akai sits up, dust her skirt off, and looks down at Becky. "Ano, could you tell me who you are and why are you dressed like that? ugh!" Akai says, in a slightly sweet, yet normal voice, looking at Becky with her non-anime eyes. Becky's eyes go even wider.. "no.. NO.. NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! This can't be happening.. Aika! You have to remember me, your love, Becky!" "love? Ugh! I'm not attracted to girls. Besides, I have never seen you before in my life." Akai tries to get Becky to let go of her wrist. "LET GO!!!" "I WILL SAVE YOU AIKA MY LOVE!!!!" Becky yells as she drags Akai off, leaving a dust trail and attracting a lot of looks. My notes.. ow.. my whole body hurts. dolphin. you do the notes. Dolphin's notes. umm. the revengy my Te-Ohki was refering to was the masacur of the masscotes, GwG 12, in which thosands of mascots wer killed. te-ohki, the only survivor, fled to athor space and planed his revenge.. THE DOLPHIN FOUD Te-ohki! ain't he cute? huh? washu wan't a turn! go ahead washu! WASHU'S NOTES: Normalization: please rol with it. the history of GwG has once again been re writen. akia is normalized and has no memory of everbeing a magic gril.