MAGICAL GIRL HUNTER An Improfanfic created by Aaron Shattuck. Episode 17 : Death From Below Written by Ash Edited by Face and Nied. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several floors below the chamber where professional Magical Girl Hunter Koi Kurasaka was being held captive, in a rather sedate reading room which had walls lined with bookcases full of ancient, crumbling tomes, two figures stood around a third, who was seated. The first of the two standing wore something that looked like the uniform that might be worn by a majorette, but with cute, yet somewhat mature pastel colouring, pointed at the other, who wore a Cute, yet somehow mature, and rather magical nurse's uniform, and said; "Do you have anything to report?" The nurse shook her head, and replied with a look that was a mixture of pity, revulsion, fear, and utter shock. "She rages against our healing, I fear for her sanity, sister." before looking down at the floor. Seated in the chair, trussed up in a rather cute pink straightjacket, her left eye twitching, Sailor H raged with fires of anger that threatened to burn her away to nothingness. The majorette frowned. "I'm afraid her sanity went long ago. I've seen her records. Whoever chose the companions for her group ought to be subjected to Kawaii-ken training, and then be forced to watch Barney and Teletubbies for three months straight." "Not that. I've long suspected Barney of being the creation of those from outside, or a creature of darkness." replied the nurse, who carried about her a look that jumped out at you, then throttled you about the neck, all the while screaming 'OL!' non-stop until it was cuffed, or you went insane. Maybe both. "Tosh. How could something so cute be so evil?" replied the majorette. The nurse shuddered. "You haven't seen the Necronomicute, or what it can do." Struggling vainly at the bonds of her pink straightjacket, a sudden realisation came to H. (wait,) she thought. (I can use this to my.….. advantage.) A wickedly sensual smile filled her lush lips as she began to tap into her power. A chill filled the room as the majorette managed to sense what H was trying to do. Motioning to the nurse, they began to weave a counteracting spell to stop her. They were brutally cut short by an explosion that didn't leave much of her to hit the nearby wall, that suddenly wasn't there anymore. In that split second, the two magical women were atomised, and a man dressed in black, possibly leather, slammed into the room and hit the wall, thus causing it to form a massive impact crater, and leave this plane of existence, to be replaced by so much rubble. Strangely enough, the man was unharmed. Before her eyes could bulge to the point of nearly popping out of her head, H managed to blink. Her tension quickly dissolved into a strange calm as she watched him rise and dust himself off. It was when she noticed his height, that her eyes bugged out. Although otherwise of normal proportions, he was somewhere between three and four feet tall. Looking in the direction, he scowled, and began to make his way out of there. This did not sit well with H. sliding down in the chair, she attempted her best attempt to look sexy, and then said with a sigh, "Well, big boy, aren't you going to untie me?" as she made the straightjacket appear as if it were melting onto her full-figured body. Turning towards her, he scowled, walked over to where she sat, and picked her up, carrying her over his right shoulder. Once he had her situated to his liking, he walked out of the room. ***&&T& In a small cell, somewhere beneath the mansion of the Magical Women, Aika, also known as Pretty Deadly, paced around the meager floor space of the chamber. Across from her, laying down on a cot that was chained to the mouldy stone wall, Itami stared at the ceiling. "If I don't get to shoot something soon, I'm gonna go insane!" snarled Aika, clutching madly at the air. "..." said Itami. "I really mean it, I'm gonna scream if I don't see some action shortly." "..." TAPTAPTAP...TAP Aika paused, as if she knew what the tapping was saying. Almost immediately, she was over to the wall with one ear against it. "It's Morse Code! Now, what's it saying? M-O-V-E-move! A-W-A-Y-move away! F-R-O-M-move away from, yes, T-H-E - move away from the-W-A-L-L-eeep!" realisation hit her like a bullet from out of the blue, and she scrambled madly away from the wall, just as it blew open. Itami sat up and said, "Why helloooooooooooooooooo Sailor!" Crawling up from the floor, Aika glared at Itami, before turning around and seeing Sailor H draped over the shoulder of a very short man dressed in some sort of black material. "Why H, I didn't know you had it in you." she said with a wry smile. "Hey, I only asked him to untie me." said H from behind the man. Itami rose from the bunk, a stream of drool dangling from his lower lip. He came to a dead stop when the little man raised the shotgun in his hand at him. "These are friends of mine." said H, trying to calm the man down. "Don't hurt them." Without warning, the man tossed H at Itami, and turned to confront a group of what appeared to be SD shocktroopers in very cute armour. The shocktroopers filed in, and one of them threw a punch at the man in black, who caught it, and was now wearing a very dark suit of black armour, with bronze banded fingers. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ I contemplated what Ramsbottom had to offer. Either kill my new roommate, or be left to the mercies of the magical women, which would probably be a bad way to go. And then something occurred to me. "Hey, you folks have got the wrong guy!" That got them to run in. They had looks of shock, and Ramsbottom looked as if I had insulted his mother. "Now what do you mean that we have the wrong man, Mister Kurasaka?" said Ramsottom. "It's my name. All of a sudden, I just realised that it's Koi. Now you want some guy who's named Yoi. Go ahead, take a look at my driver's license, it'll prove that I'm not lying." I said, pulling out the card from my wallet. "Zounds! He is right. We do have the wrong man. I suspect that we'll have to kill him anyway." I had a feeling that this might happen, and had prepared for this earlier. Moving my wrist in just the right way, the special package I had hidden up my sleeve slid out on the rail it was attached to. "So be it, then. I'll see you all in hell!" (**^*&%*&%*& Just what is going on here? Who's the mysterious cyborg that saved Sailor H? How is it that the main character has had the wrong name? Beats me. This part was edited by Face and Nied. Say something guys. Face: zzZZZzzz * o_O * gah! what? I didn't do it!... oh... yeah, keep goin.. unnnless you're already done which in that case... goodnight.. zzzzzzz Nied: CANNONS to the left of me! CANNONS to the right of me! Scantily clad Japanese magical school girls in front of me! Die, bitch. Feel the wrath of my monster truck tires as they squash you like a melted Twizzler. Now, where did I put my MLA handbook?