][ A. CAIRNS HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER

Name: A. Cairns	   Sex: M    Physical Age: 17   True Age: ... ... ... 17.
Also Goes By: Andrew Cairns, Anko
Height: 169 cm     Weight: 138 lbs     Eyes: brown  Hair: black

Primary Goal(s):
> To become an accredited Improfanfic writer (praised throughout the
  land!)
> To learn how to plan stories out before writing them.
> To learn to draw.

Secondary Goal(s):
> To meet as many Famous Fanfiction People as possible, like Mal and
  Urac Sigma.
> To form complete sentences.
> To find a copy of System Shock.
> To finish/start my Final Fantasy-style text-interface RPG.

Strengths/Abilities:
> Types at breakneck speed!
> Recyclable.
> Has 20% Authentic Ranma Spirit<tm> with fighting games, but never plays
  enough to get good at them,. Result: wants to try again, until I either
  win or obviously have no chance or want food, like Dan except hungry.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
> No ability to drive, not even if I can swerve all over the street.
> Shares trait with cats: appears to stare at things invisible to
  other people.
> Bad at getting to know a lot of new people.
> MUCH better at holding a conversation when typing.

Likes:
> Anime with fun plots.
> Xelloss. ^_^ 'Sore wa shitagi desu!'
> Square RPGs, and probably other two-dimensional ones.
> Old computers.
> Mutual deterrence.
> Good fanfiction.
> Learning about new anime via fanfiction.
> "Voluntary" schooling.

Dislikes:
> People who use jokes that were funny once, over and over again.
> Bad fanfiction (sort of).
> A bunch of other stuff.
> (Hate. I hear it's very very bad.)

Background:
After spending three years in alternative schools, Andrew was forced
back into the regular school system for two straight years, and he
didn't like it. With no relief in sight, he took off for the high
roads. Stopping in an internet cafe to check the FAHQ, he read
chapter one of ImproParty and decided it was his last hope. He
jumped under a truck and grabbed onto its underbars. There were just a
few small speedbumps on the road to fame and fortune, but they were
pretty painful anyway to someone whose head is three inches from the
asphalt.

By the way, my only Improfanfic work is a starter, but I'm already in
the 'fic. How did that happen?

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
.. go to the bathroom?
Come to think of it, you can do pretty much anything you want
with my character. That's not an invitation, though.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
.. make fun of my writing?
Um, just treat me as though I have Common Sense (10 points advantage,
compensated for with Minor Delusion and Shyness (Mild)). Don't cut
my hair. That's all.