][ <BlackMage> HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A TURING MACHINE DESTROYER

Name: BlackMage  Sex: Male  Physical Age: ???  True Age: 17
Also Goes By: I'm not even going to attempt to write a list
Height: Varies  Weight: Varies  Eyes: White sparkly things  Hair: Brown
Contact Info: snowpat@rocketmail.com

Primary Goal(s):
-Learn to do something well besides annoy people
-Get a girl
-Graduate from college
-Get mucho money

Secondary Goal(s):
-Kick the $*** out of that F***er who's blasting really crappy music and
 attempting to sing along with it
-Win the lottery

Strengths/Abilities:
-Able to down a gallon of milk in less than 3 minutes ...without throwing up
-Able to do the above more than once a day
-Able to do excersise the moment he finishes eating
-Able to get ready for school in less than 2 minutes
-Can eat massive quantities of food without notice
-Can drink massive quantities of drink without notice
-Can go on without food or drink for a long time without notice
-Can roll on the ground in a fashion similar to Dan
-Can taunt in a fashion similar to Dan
-Verbal insults bounce right off (however, on bad days...)
-Can morph into the shape of Ilmater
-Can obsess over girls with the quickness
-Can sleep through alarms for more than seven hours

Weaknesses/Quirks:
-Pretty/sweet/cute girls
-Mallets
-Pretty/sweet/cute girls with mallets
-Chocolate
-Studying 10 hours is just as effective as studying 10 minutes
-Gets very angry and violent when around alcohol

Likes:
-Pizza
-Chocolate
-Deep fried potato products
-Pretty/sweet/cute girls
-High school girls from Florida who are named after caffinated beverages
 at high temperatures
-Anime
-Anime music
-Taunting(A la Dan Hibiki)
-Excessive nick names
-M&M, Jack in the Box, and Milk commercials

Dislikes:
-Mallets
-"Sore wa himitsu desu."
-People who really, really suck
-Sailor Moon
-Excessive body piercings
-Excessive make up
-Furby
-People who try to give you the impression that they're pretty/handsome
 when they're not
-People who try to give you the impression that they're pretty/handsome
 when they are
-People who brag excessively, regardless
-Akuma
-People who like Akuma
  ...Especially if they fuggin worship his sorry ass
  ...Twice if their name starts with the same letter
  ...Three times if they bash Dan
-That freakin little taco bell chihuahua.  Yo quiero _this_!
-People who replace the letter "s" with the letter "z"
-People who mix up "your" and "you're", and "there" "their" and "they're"
-Alcohol

Background:
  Started out as a little hooded guy in Final Fantasy, but had cool
spells such as RUB and XXXX, which quickly brought him fame and riches...
well, at least in the red light zone.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
-Make me sue HottCoffee for spilling McDonalds on me
-Make me obsess over a girl

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-Say "Sore wa himitsu desu" in front of me
-Have me smoke, take drugs, drink alcohol, watch Fist of the North Star,
 and the like
-Kill me while I'm talking to a girl
   ...unless the girl is the killer
-Forget to have me resurrected after you kill me
-Forget to clean up the mess after you kill me
-Mistake me for Matt Alderman
-Have me associate with Hsien-Ko