][ CHAM HAS JOINED IMPROPARTY AS A CRASHER

Name: Chamelaeon - Sex: M - Physical Age: 18 - True Age: 18
Also goes by: Chamelaeon, Art, Arthur, or Jojo the Deranged Wombat.
Height: 6' even. I swear. - Weight: 200 lbs. Once again, even. -  Eyes: 
Slate Grey.
Hair: Brown. Sometimes light, sometimes dark. Depends on my mood, really.

Primary Goals:
- To work with robotics, networked housing, and other sorts of nifto-keen 
  futuristic stuff.
- To have fun getting there and doing it!
- To generally spread insanity, chaos, and cheese across the face of the 
  earth.

Secondary Goals:
- To become a successful Impro writer!
- To sample over a hundred types of cheese.
- To travel the world.

Strengths/Abilities:
- A penchant for non sequiturs(sp).
- Computer science SKEELZ
- Engineering SKEELZ
- Supported by Eris-sama, goddess of Chaos (In other words, I'm Discordian)
- Has a Backpack of Infinite Holding. But it only contains NIFTY stuff, like 
  20 gallon tubs of Sprite and Legos, and the occasional llama.
- I secrete no odor!
- When brought together with my two counterparts, Mechalink and Falcon, I 
  become UBERWEIRD! But then, I usually am....
- Tends to quote movies, anime, myself....
- I can build robots! Big, small, smart, you name it!
- Wearing an Australian duster(brown) over a hawaiian shirt with jean 
  shorts. The coat has enough pockets that I could fit most of the
  population of China into it. These pockets are filled with NIFTY THINGS
  like Leatherman tools, floppy disks, Pocket Trouts, pens, pencils,
  etc...
- Small objects tend to appear and disappear at random around me.
- Always carries a 6-pack of Capybaras.
- Generally smart - knows too much about trivia, landscaping and plants, and 
  other things that have no use IRL.
- Empathy with Llamas.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Hard for me to be serious
- Procrastination to the extreme
- I drive like Shattuck.
- I tend to say the right thing a lot of wrong places. It's funny, but makes 
  NO sense.
- My hair is never combed. Ever. Even if I try.
- VERY bad allergies to grass, pollen, trees, and the outside world. And 
  tofu, actually...

Likes -
- Anime/manga
- Fanfic
- MST3K
- Sci-fi/Fantasy Fiction
- Llamas, wombats, and capybaras.
- CHEESE!
- REAL Italian food
- Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza. Mmmm.
- Tea
- Roleplaying

Dislikes:
- Blatantly dumb people.
- Soy food.
- Coffee
- Anybody who calls him Artemis.
- Any alcohol but wine. And that in moderation.

Background:

Mechalink, Falcon, and he attend Rose-Hulman University. Suddenly, in a fit 
of senility, the aging President gives everyone on campus at that moment 
their diploma. Immensely excited, the group decides to go to the ImproParty. 
On the way, they are attacked by a band of graduate students who are really 
pissed about this whole deal. The members of FalChaMlink are scattered, and 
find their way to ImproParty by their own means.

Cham hijacks a llama from the local circus, and guides it using his 
Llama-Pathy. On the way, he snags the plans for a robot known as "The Ghetto 
Fabulous." This semisentient robot is built for the express purpose of 
getting snacks, drinks, and other things from anywhere in the world, by the 
use of Pinpoint Exit Wormhole Technology (PEWT). Cham builds the thing on 
the fly, and about the time it's finished, he shows up in California, with 
the Llama (whose name is Guido) and The Ghetto Fabulous. And he's ready for 
some fun after earning that diploma....


Please Ask Me Before You:
- Have me glomp people.
- Actually, pretty much anything else  is good...

Please Do Not:
- Have me do anything hentai.
- Get me drunk.
- Write me out of the story.