][ Charles Boucher HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST

Name: Charles Boucher   Sex: Male   Physical Age: 17    True Age: 15
Also Goes By: Chaobino, Jolly Green, Malcalypse the Youngest
Height: 6' 7"   Weight: 140 lbs.    Eyes: Red   Hair: Black
Email: EditorHiroshi@uymail.com

Primary Goal(s):
- To make at least one person think he's old enough to drink.
- Get his learner's permit.
- Become a Bishounen-In-Training
- Find an attractive girl who doesn't mind that he is a total psycho.

Secondary Goal(s):
- Master the fine art of Janken
- Become an Erisian priest
- Avoid sunburns
- Come up with cute nicknames for all the enemies in Bio Hazard 3

Strengths/Abilities:
- Can subdue almost anyone without fighting
- Can dress up exactly like Xelloss or Sephiroth for no apparent reason at 
  any time.
- Can recite the entire running of Monty Python: The Final Cut on command
- Is a human beat-box
- Can master any fighting game character by witnessing a pro play as said 
  character. 
- Born knowing how to play, and win, as Dan Hibiki in any fightng game, 
  including, but not limited to, Street Fighter, Power Stone, Mortal
  Kombat, and Soul Calibur.
- Has an alter ego, Dante Fantastic, who is a mix of James Bond and Duke Nukem

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Sunlight burns my skin.
- Can become entranced in any videogame.
- Laughs at inopportune times.
- Has an alter ego, Dante Fantastic who is a mix of Duke Nukem and James Bond

Likes:
- Almost anything except the Roger Moore Bond movies 
- Blatently bad ads
- Strategy games
- Anime
- RPG's
- Parody
- The phrase: "King Kong Died For Your Sins"

Dislikes:
- Authority
- Extremely uncharismatic or ugly people.
- Water Chestnuts
- Crap-Pop music

Background:
The result of a hideous scientific experiment, from a shattered test tube 
came... The Man With No Pigment!

...Or actually not. Charles had a fairly mundane existance for an otaku until 
he hooked up with the rest or Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Lord Of Nightmares 
Productions in an Anime store in Harvard Square. He currently resides in a 
suburb fostering his hostility towards The Man and waiting to get his drivers 
licence so he can test drive his father's Jaguar. He is currently studying to 
become an Erisian Priest, and eventually maybe even (Gasp!) the Polyfather!

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
- Kill me. Death Sucks.
- Sunburn me.
- Have me carry anything even resembling a weapon. I'm a pacifist.
- Have me do anything extremely hentai.
- Make me trip out.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
- Jab my eyes out with a spoon
- Have me go Yaoi. I am straight. Damn Straight.
- Bring the evil Doctor Jake into the party. Dante hates him.
- Launch a weather balloon. They're evil.