COLDFURY HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST

Name: Chris Finch    Sex:  Male   Physical Age: 21   Mental Age:  21ish ^_^;;
Also Goes By: ColdFury, ElfFury, Y2Fury, C-Man, "I'm a Dan Fan"
Height:  6'0"		Weight:  Sore wa... ^_^
Eyes:    Blue		Hair:	   Blondish Brown and short
Email: coldfury@home.com

Primary Goal(s):
- To Prove Himself a Greater Dan Fan(tm) than the fraud TwoFlower
- To Gleam Anime/Fanfic greatness from his IFF peers (just not 2F)

Secondary Goal(s):
- To get Ardweden into some sort of hentai situtation with him
- Hang out with Roe and Stephica, the only IFFers from his birth state
  Louisana.

Strengths/Abilities:
- Mad Dan Video Game skills
  (Can play most fighting games with some amount of skill)

- Mad Schoolgirl Video Game Skills  
  (If the game has a schoolgirl character, he can play her with
  an annoying amount of skill)

- Fastest Dropper of Hentai puns on the West Coast

- Limited Access to Costume Space:  
  Can switch from pink gi to normal clothes at will.  Normal consisting
  of something with an aloha shirt of course.

- Objective Advice:
  Won't involve himself in too many fights, always objective about issues.	

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Doesn't look all that good in a Pink Gi
- Tends to go into 'lurk and listen' mode mid conversation
- Eats Junk/Simple Food
- Annoying tendency to reference far off cities saying "I lived there"
- Has Psuedo-crush on Illyria, aka. The ImproSlut
- Any girl acting hentai toward him instantly weakens him mentally
  and physically.

Likes:
- Fighting Games, RPG's, and First Person shooters
- Mature Women
- Hanging out
- Hawaii
- Mountain Dew, Pepsi, or Milk
- Comic books
- Beast Machines

Dislikes:
- Boy Bands and Slutkateers, er Britney Spears and Christina Aguilare
- Anything other than Mountain Dew, Pepsi, or Milk
- Fights
- K-Mart
- Spiteful reviewers

Background:
	After living all over the state of California, and a brief 
3 year stint in Hawaii, ColdFury now attends San Jose State University.
Upon hearing of the part, Chris trained day and night in his mad
Dan skillz to prove that he was the one true Dan Fan.  He asked for a
ride to the party simply because, 8 hours is a loooong drive.  He now
parties on, striving to meet up with Roe and Stephica due to their
neatness, and attempting to pin down Ardweden simply because she's
neat.

Fellow Authors Please Ask Before You:
- Do anything extremely evil to me
- Kill me. (whistles innocently about not having anything to do with
  woofer's death)

Fellow Authors Please Do Not:
- Have me take sides in arguments (except against evil reviewers)
- Ally me with the sides of Tom Green.
- Smoke, or drugged.  (alcohol is okay, but don't slosh me dangit! :)