][ DAN WOOD HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A SLACKER MAINTAINER

Name: Dan Wood  Sex: M   Physical Age: 21  True Age: Mom said I was born
with an old soul...
Also Goes By: Gourry
Height: 6'0"    Weight: 210   Eyes: Two, grey hazel   Hair: Dark Brown

Primary Goal(s):
	Avoid as much work as needs be
	Socialize with other otaku
	Nag the heck out of Twoflower and Delfina to ante up neat stuff

Secondary Goal(s):
	Look for inspiration for writing
	Destroy my own teeth with enough carbinophosphoric drinkables that I
         can imbibe
	Resurrect my confidence in my own writing skills
	

Strengths/Abilities:
	You try being weak and carry around a 75 lb mallet.
	Moderate codeslave and webmonkey
	An avid text-only historian/developer
	A high biological/psychological tolerance for drugs and alcohol
	A wealth of knowlege about cold-war civil defense efforts
	Can pick locks
	Quasi-stunt driver and considers Riding Bean, GTA and Driver as
         tutorials 

Weaknesses/Quirks:
	Tends to be very opinionated
	Patient, up to a point, then becomes violent
	Talks loudly and pointlessly
	Stares people straight in the eye or shoulder for no reason
	A wealth of knowlege about cold-war civil defense efforts
	Likes to wander

Likes:
	Fallout
	Anime (duh)
	Sleep
	Apple Computer
	SGI
	Todd Harper (^_^_v)

Dislikes:
	People who stare at him blankly for liking Fallout
	Really Bad Modern Saturday Morning Cartoons
	Sleep as a regular addiction
	Apple's Goofy Ideas
	Irix
	Ninnies and twits	

Background:
	A Minnesotan, born in Saint Paul and raised in Minneapolis, son of a
nurse and a graphic artist and brother to a machinist. Going to the
University of Minnesota was a lifelong dream, but upon reaching that
dream, found out the UofMn was a bit wack. Initially trained in the art
of text-only gaming, he sees all these video-game addicts as eye-candy
junkies and will refute all claims that he's just sore because he has no
Mad Wind Ninja Fighting-Game Skillz. 

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
	Get me involved with anything bigger than my own ego
	Get totally plasterated.
	
Fellow Authors, please do not:
	Kill me without NERV nearby for cloning