][ DELFINA HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS STAFF  (Designated Malleteer.)

Name: 	Sex:  No thanks.  Physical Age: 16	True Age: 3
Also Goes By: Del-chan, Delf, Delf-chan, (And the list of variants goes on...)
Height: 5'3 1/2"     Weight: Right...  Eyes: Dk Brown	Hair: Dk Brown

Primary Goal(s):  

 - To become leader of the World
 - To have fun!

Secondary Goal(s):

 - To, um, gosh I'm not very goal oriented.
 - To avoid the hentai machinations of certain IFF'ers.
 - To take over the world!  Wait... did I already say that one?
 - To Avoid Work

Strengths/Abilities:

 - Aura of Kawaii
 - Wields the Mallet of Doom
 - Can speak/understand Plushie.
 - Great cookie and brownie baker.
 - Can fit anything and everything into her tiny bag.
 - Will occasionally do _it_ to people.
 - Has the power of shifting appearances.
 - Can form a Mallet of Kawaii out of her Aura which will chibify those it hits.

Weaknesses/Quirks:

 - Chocolate
 - Cheesecake
 - Bishonens
 - Highly attracted to studmuffin Impro admins with big vans.  
        Delfina:  Hey... wait a minute...
        Twoflower:  [whistles...]
 - Easily Confused
 - Easily Lost
 - Procrastinates
 - Major Slacker

Likes:

 - chocolate
 - cheesecake
 - bishonens
 - plotting
 - having fun
 - mass destruction
 - rpgs

Dislikes:

 - Jello.  Ick.  (Sorry Omi-chan, don't hurt me!)  Although I will talk
   about it in the same contexts as Omi-chan does.  ^^
 - Too much hentai stuff.  Especially if it involves me.
 - Drunks
 - Smokers
 - The Cold.

Background:

	Co-Ruler of the Kingdom of Procrastination with her twin,
Ardweden, one day Delfina and Ardweden were separated by chance.  An ice
cream truck happened to pass by at the same time as they passed a fudge
shop.  Ardweden, running after the ice cream truck, did not notice that
Delfina had stayed behind at the fudge shop - and the two were separated.  
	Adjusting to her life without her sister, Delfina settled in the
hot and humid land of Texas.  Since everyone told her that her former
glorious kingdom was a figment of her imagination, as well as her long
lost twin sister, she became an adept at the 'smile and nod' routine, and
meanwhile plotted out a way to get back to her twin.  In the meantime, she
became a copy editor and viciously corrected all grammar and spelling
errors while trying to graduate with a degree in political science.  She
also found out about a place called ImproFanfic, where she settled in
quite happily.  They did not see each other again until Delfina received
an invitation to the IFF Party, and decided to go, dressed in a Skuld
costume she had received in the mail from someone...

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:

 - Get me involved with anyone romantically/intimately.
 - Do anything hentai to me.
 - Have me do _it_ to anyone.  (Except Calculus.  ^_~)
        (This means glomp, btw)

Fellow Authors, please do not:

 - Kill me.
 - Have me do any sorts of drugs.  (Alcohol and nicotine are two I consider 
   drugs.)
 - Have me curse.