][ Dolphi5 HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER-GUEST

Name: Mark Armbruster Sex: Sure, I'm married :) M Physical Age: 23 True Age: 23
Also Goes By: Dolphin, Tessa, Tessalee, Theya
Height: 5'11"     Weight: ~195    Eyes: Blue    Hair: Brownish
Contact Info: dolphi5@xoommail.com

Primary Goal(s):
- To eventually write an actual fanfic ~gasp~
- Maybe even an Impro one
- Introduce myself to the rest of the wild Impro crowd
- Learn Japanese

Secondary Goal(s):
- Yummy. Cooool Ranch.  I get half a crate
- To go swimming in the Grape Jell-O
- Slip some hot sauce in the nacho dip

Strengths/Abilities:
- Creative writing (when I do it)
- I can spend hours in Paint Shop Pro 6
- Poetry (hey, I'm a sensitive guy ... no, wait, not THAT kind!)
- Creative cooking (throw a bunch of stuff together and it still tastes good)
- Doesn't drink (at least not alcohol)

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- I can't fly
- Checkers
- Unmotivated
- Semi-quiet and shy around strangers

Likes:
- Everything from Blizzard
- My Wife
- Snow and below zero weather
- Classic Arcade
- RPG (the real pencil and paper type)
- Everything Ranma
- Dave's Insanity Sauce
- (Parentheses)
- Knight Rider

Dislikes:
- Spelling and Math
- Horror movies
- Microsoft
- Slow drivers
- Deadlines
- First or second-hand smoke
- Dogs small enough to punt across the room

Background:
After graduating as an English Lit major, I got a job as a Java software
tester for IBM in Rochester, Minnesota. ( I had a CompSci minor) The summer
after I graduated was busy - I got a job, got married, and bought a house.
Life has settled now.  Thankfully.
My family consists of brother and sister cats, a Keeshound (furry dog), and 
a rabbit.  Perhaps this trip to the coast will be more fun than work.
(Duh)

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
- Shave me bald - anything else is ok

Fellow Authors, please do not:
- Get me romantically involved
- Get me drinking, smoking, drugging