][ EL RUTT HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS AN ANONYMOUS THIRD PARTY

Name: El Steven Rutter	Sex: Yes please (male)	
Physical Age: 18	True Age: something other than 18
AKA: What's his name? or Get away from me you sick freak!
Height: 6'5", I'm a giant	Weight: That's a rather personal question
Eyes: Yes	Hair: Yes

Primary Goal:
-Absolute Universal/Extra-dimensional Domination

Secondary Goals:
-Not getting shot
-Not getting hit by a truck
-Not getting blown up by terrorists
-Prevent any armed communist uprisings from occuring

Tertiary Goals:
-Mow the lawn
-Pick up the groceries
-Brush teeth
-Stop having to pretend people like me

Strengths/Abilities:
-Currently not on fire
-Has strong resistance to people asking him to do things
-Loud
-Tall
-Bathes semi-regularly
-Still not on fire
-Can recite almost the entire alphabet
-Has met Garry Shandling
-Is apparently immune to fire
-Oh wait nevermind
-Where's the extinguisher?

Weaknesses:
-Wouldn't you like to know?

Quicks:
-Is quick with the joke, if not with the typing
-Will openly mock anyone
-Does an odd thing with an avocado and a tube sock
-Knows how to spellcheck

Likes:
-Himself
-His cats
-Well-endowed women

Dislikes:
-Well-endowed men
-Aliens
-Communism
-Leonardo DiCrapio
-Barney the purple bastard dino
-Barbara Streissand (who cares how it's spelled)
-Being disliked
-Getting hit by moving objects
-Dogs
-Ants
-Birds
-Dirt
-Nature in general
-Uncleanliness
-The list goes on...

Background:
	A bedroom with a queen size bed in the middle two dressers and
two end tables, none of which match, a ceiling fan and a... oh wait you
meant background metaphorically, heh. I was born, stuff happened, I'm
here now, the end.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-Involve me in an armed communist uprising
-All the usual stuff involving drugs and alcohol
-Sex is fine and encouraged
-Other than that, I don't care