][ ESLINGTON HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST

Name: Alex Powell	Sex: Male	Physical Age:16	True Age: 16
Also Goes By: Eslington.
Height: 170cm	Weight: 700 Newtons   Eyes: Green/Grey   Hair: Dark Brown

Primary Goal(s):
-To become a better (And quicker) writer.
-To become obscenely wealthy.

Secondary Goal(s):
-To get on with his writing.
-To discover the meaning of life.
-To get more manga.
-To smite his enemies.

Strengths/Abilities:
-Knows a bit of magic.
-Reasonably intelligent.
-Logical.
-Amiable.
-Always carries a pencil and a few scraps of paper to note ideas.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
-Fidgety.
-Non-driver.
-Impatient.
-Slightly lower than average self esteem.
-Shy.
-Has a tendency to talk to himself.
-Tends to use inoffensive, similar-sounding catchphrases for swearwords.
 IE: "Flipping Heck!" "Cripes Almighty!" 

Likes:
-Anime.
-Writing.
-Reading.
-Chocolate.
-Dr Pepper.
-Those small sausages you always seem to get at parties.
-Discussing stuff.
-Denim.
-Peace.
-Cool weather.
-Beautiful art, music and stories.
-Cute things.
-Music. (Eels, Green Day, The Offspring, Metallica.)
-Money. (To spend on the above.)

Dislikes:
-Arguing.
-Morons.
-Smokers/Smoking.
-Spicy food.
-Cheese.
-Sunny Delight.
-Jerks.
-Alcohol.
-Non-Medicinal Drugs.
-Pain.

Background:
Born and raised in Newcastle, England Eslington has already achived 
reasonable results for his GCSEs, and has now started on his A-levels,
seemingly destined for a career in accountancy.  He writes when he can and
hopes some day to actually be thought of as a good writer.  After running
up a huge phone bill on the Internet, Eslington learnt about the party
and has made his way to there, hoping to learn from his fellow authors.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
-Get me romantically involved with anyone.
-Get me killed.
-Get me into embarrassing situations.
-Get me into a fight.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-Get me killed without the possibility of resurrection.
-Get me drunk. (I don't drink)
-Get me smoking. (I don't smoke)
-Get me stoned. (I don't take drugs, seeing a pattern yet?)
-Have me Drink Sunny Delight. (I'm morally opposed to it)
-Get me engaged to someone in exchange for a fast food vendor's cart.