][ Illyria HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST/CRASHER

Name: Illyria   Sex: F  Physical Age: 19  True Age: 19
Also Goes By: *this nickname space for rent*
Height: 5'4"  Weight: Sore wa, himitsu desu  Eyes: Blue-Green   Hair: Blonde

Primary Goal(s):
-To graduate with her art and business degrees in two more years
-To launch her own web design firm OR
-To become independently wealthy
-And, of course, to become High Mistress of Earth

Secondary Goal(s):
-To beat her best FFVII completion time of 19:46
-To dress up as an anime character at least once before she graduates

Strengths/Abilities:
-Mad Photoshop SKILLZ!
-Has a perfect sense of direction. She is the anti-Ryouga
-Is just about fluent in German
-Can imitate almost any animated female's singing voice
-Types 100+ wpm using only her index fingers and thumbs
-Is a danged good driver
-Has perfect beginner's luck on fighting games
-Can recite the entirety of the script to "Romy and Michelle's High School 
 Reunion"

Weaknesses/Quirks:
-Has the hand-eye coordination of a drunken wombat
-A completely and utter inability to appear at all threatening
-Sunburns in the time it takes most people to sneeze
-Never ever wins at fighting games after her first try
-Has to wear contacts at all times lest she walk into walls
-Violently allergic to typical, ordinary, suburban front-lawn grass

Likes:
-Apple Computer and her pretty lil' G3
-Console RPGs, even the old ones on her NES
-Classical music, particuarly from the Baroque era
-Opera (no, really!)
-Diet Dr. Pepper
-Burger King's fries and barbeque sauce
-Irvine Kinneas ^_^

Dislikes:
-Being called short
-Spiders
-Microsoft
-Alcohol
-Ranma Saotome, though she loves the series as a whole
-Any dancing besides waltzing and the Hokey-Pokey

Background: 

After living in Alaska and Oregon, Illyria's family moved to Maryland.
They then quickly moved to Idaho, where she went to junior and senior
high and is now attending college at Albertson College of Idaho. She is
realizing that having a double major in art and business administration
and a minor in German is tougher than it looks. To combat these feelings
of anxiety, she typically blows off her homework until the last minute
and watches anime, plays RPGs, and writes and draws fanworks instead. Her
professors have yet to catch onto this.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you: 
-Get me romantically involved with anyone (I'll, 99% likely, say yes)
-Land me in a Tijuana prison

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-Have me use illegal drugs or alcohol
-Have me smoke
-Have me play volleyball without having the ball whack me in the face