][ JONATAN HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST/CRASHER

Name: Jonatan	Sex: M 	Physical Age: 20	True Age: 20
Also Goes By: Streith, Jonatan Streith, Jon-chan, DIE STREITH!!!,
Core (only by clone siblings)
Height: 170 cm	Weight: 70 kg	Eyes: Brown	Hair: Black-brown

Contact me at: a99jonst@ida.his.se

Primary Goal(s):
-To find happiness and the perfect lifestyle

Secondary Goal(s):
-To write better fanfics
-To make more friends
-To make less enemies
-To meet cute and interesting girls
-To finish college and survive

Strengths/Abilities:
-Chaotic Force of Nature (that makes, what, three of us?)
-Quite friendly, albeit somewhat mischievous
-Jokes a lot
-Carries Loads o' Secret Stuff on his person at all times, usually in his
 labcoat
-Aura of Cool
-X-ray hearing
-Indestructible; can take insane amounts of beatings, bullets and death
 rays without showing signs of pain or injury
-Trickster (think Xelloss)
-Moderately skilled driver
-Tends to be good at improvising things (dancing, cooking, juggling,
 building superdimensional artificial chickens)
-Can occasionally (involuntarily) call upon the powers of Cool Special
 Effects (causes odd illumination, winds whipping around the room
 and throwing papers into the air, ominous thunder, and background
 music).
-Is never angry/depressed for very long; tends to forgive and trust
 people easily.
-Tends to (often!) quip cool oneliners and jokes, or quote movies, anime,
 and MST3K (very often!)
-Can not be lifted against his will
-Does not adhere to skin
-Does NOT suffer from Woofer's Syndrome. Instead, his Aura of Cool will gain
 a boost when attractive women show an interest in him. Women cannot distract
 him with their female wiles, unless they are Phoebe.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
-Somewhat clueless at times.
-Phoebe.
-Suicidally overconfident ("Oh look, it's a rabid tiger. No problems.").
-Has a penchant for running around in traffic, just for fun
-Tends to make OCRs at the drop of a hat.
-Slightly homophobic (I don't mind homosexuals, but I might be somewhat
 uncomfortable if they make an issue of it).
-Does not know a single move in any fighting game after SF2, and will
 invaribaly turn down any such challenge.
-Easily annoyed/depressed by mean people.
-Tends to get into nitpicking arguments.
-Can't explain the basic premise of a movie/book/anime/fanfic in less than
 100 words.
-Wears a bandanna at all times, and will NOT remove it, whatever people
 say. Also sports a white labcoat.
-Very protective of his coat. He fears for his safety without it... and others'.
-Rumored to glow in the dark
-On occasion, when he's drunk, dazed or in some other way confused, he will
 believe himself to be one or other of his various avatars (12 at the last
 count).

Likes:
-Phoebe
-Pizza and Jolt
-Getting slightly inebriated
-Cute girls
-Friends (No, not the show)
-Writing fanfics
-Anime & manga
-Having fun
-Parties!

Dislikes:
-Dominant people
-Hentai stuff
-Hentais
-Slimy food
-Coffee
-People who get mad at the drop of a hat
-People who are deliberately mean
-People who call him by his last name
-Being wrong
-Surprise school projects
-Most forms of alcohol

Background:

Jonatan is a simple comp. sci. student hidden away in Middle of Nowhere, Sweden.
He enjoys life away from his family, bad internet connections, and eating
pizza every other day. After finding out, through channels mystic and obscure,
that the other Impro people were throwing a party, he was delighted. After
finding out that he wasn't invited, he decided to crash it instead. The
trip is not a problem.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
-Get me excessively drunk (slightly tipsy is okay)
-Get me into embarrassing situations
-Get me romantically involved with anyone beside Phoebe
-Kill me (it's pretty damn hard, given that I'd shrug off everything from
 falling buildings to orbital strikes to divine wrath. If you have a good
 idea, though, then let me know.)

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-Get me to smoke
-Get me to complain needlessly about stuff; I hate that.
-Have me insult anyone for no other reason than "to sound cool and impress
 the guys". I'm not like that.
-Get me to use drugs (unless it's odd drugs out of Washuu's lab that makes me
 turn odd colors or sprout bird wings, in which case you should ask
 before.)
-Get me to do hentai stuff (hitting on girls is okay and welcome. Persistent
 Ataru- or Ursus-behavior is not. I know what 'no' means.)
-Turn me into a jerk (I'm a nice person, really!)
-Turn me into a wuss (I strive towards coolness)
-Turn me into a coward (see above)
-Destroy or damage my clothes beyond repair (I'm rather fond of them, okay?
 Taking them off is okay, though.)

Note to DGML'ers: I DON'T have the same powers here as I have in OW!!.
Really, it'd just look cheesy. Just the attitude and the coat. Thank you.