][ Juuchan HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST Name:Juuchan Sex:Female Physical Age:(Varies on Perception)8-10 True Age:12 Also Goes By: JuJu (no Jujube or JunJun puns please), Jewels Height: 5' 4" Weight: 97 lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Primary Goal(s): To stay intelligent To kill boy bands (including Hanson) To find my Hidden Stuff(tm) To be able to play a video game and not lose in the first five minutes To keep the 'I'm a little angel' appearance in front of adults To stay alive To graduate from an Ivy League school that actually teaches you something Secondary Goal(s): To get a faster modem (Push! Push you stupid 14.4 k!) To get a scanner To write the greatest OOF! of all time the AFDers have ever seen To be able to use an HTML editor without destroying it To be as socially competent as my friend Susanne To keep from getting maimed by various enemies To learn martial arts (applies to the former) Strengths/Abilities: Only one in family of three that dares touch a PC without exploding it Good at creative writing (Weee! First ribbon!) Built-in lawyer tactics from three years of being taught by one Codes basic HTML fairly well for first month (crunching bigtime) 2nd year violinist, can play 5th level Draws relatively anime-ish Grasps languages easily Juggles four languages during peak times (Mandarin, Spanish, English, a tad bit of Japanese and French) Speed reader Good at chess Can be creative, VERY creative Has a nice right hook (for any offending personas Weaknesses/Quirks: Can't make a touchdown/shoot a basket/make a goal/spike a ball unless my life depended on it 'cause I'm afraid of just about anything object that can fly through the air (tendency to hit me) Has a bad sense of direction (please scroll down for further information) Considered physically weak Signs like a drowning seal half the time Gives in easily to begging Can't resist any plush or UFO catcher doll Can't see three feet in front of me without contacts or glasses (right eye: -3.75; good eye) Lapses into Mandarin or Spanish if not careful Goes bezerk or hyper in extreme situations (violent!) Has been mistaken for an eight year-old Talks in third person occansionally (not sure if that's a bad or good thing) Can't grasp American grammer Can't remember anything I really want to say until it's too late Really blunt sometimes Likes: Rock Writing/Anime Internet in general (ie: IRC, alt.fan..., Anipike) Drawing Messing around with shareware though I have no knowledge of C++ Haggling over prices of stuff I buy Stephen Kings novels Gracious violence Anything resembling the economic/social oppression our culture has laid upon us Anything containing concentrated sugar Insanity Dislikes: Anyone who only sees Dragonballs/Z as a stupid cartoon about nothing but violence and money-making eyecandy The little kids that rant about PokeMon Annoying little kids in general Anyone who asks me "Are you sure you're twelve and not ?" Anyone who tells me "You know, you look like Pipi Longstockings." People who taunt me about my past health problems Alchohol and Drugs Boys that know me or dont know me trying to hit on me Background: I've lived half my life in the country side cities, half my life in Beverly Hills. I'm smart, witty, and annoying, and YES, people do hate me. However, I am not a snob and generally am nice, if not insane (I truly am). I am not afraid to say that I am proud of winning first place in single entry/prose for a thing I wrote better called 'anime fanfiction' that creative writing in the LA County Fair. I'm just slightly socially imcompetent (either that, or I really am scaring my friends when I go hyper). For further details, please email me at juuchan@hotmail.com (don't ask me to pour my life story out). I am expecting to graduate from middle school (don't ask me where my 7th grade year went; I skipped it) with the Golden Apple Award! And as a side note, to imagine what I look like, take the main female character from Vampire Hunter D, mix with with Videl from DBZ, turn back the clock quite a few years, and add on bad vision, weak physically, and a heck of a lot more irritating. Fellow Authors, please ask me before you: Make me sick and/or hurt Give me a relationship with someone Make me eat something unusual(picky eater) Fellow Authors, please do not: Put me on drugs or alchohol (never did, never will) Do anything hentai to me Drag anything personal into this (if you're reading this, Evan, keep aware that I will get you for this) Kill me