][ KING IN YELLOW HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER

Name: King in Yellow   Sex: Male Physical Age: 18  True Age: 300
Also Goes By:  The Pallid Mask, King of Rags and Tatters, The Hand of 
Hastur,
	       The Cthonic Crusader, Lewis

Height: 6'1  Weight: 200lb  Eyes: Right Brown, Left Yellow  Hair: Stark 
white

Email: lake_of_hali@hotmail.com

Primary Goal(s):
	-Crush all in the name of the glorious [Hastur]!
	-Convert all to the worship of the glorious [Hastur]!
	-To spread misery and death to my fellow men in the name of [Hastur]!
	-To find something else to do that don't involve [Hastur]!

Secondary Goal(s):
	-To get as much dirt on Improgoers as possible
	-Figure out how to get a Great Old One into Chez Impro
	-Get some real Cthonic powers or some KoF flames
	-Make the world [pay]

Strengths/Abilities:
	-Regeneration
	-Cthonic Knowledge
	-Leader of the Cult of Hastur, Canadian Division, Ontario Branch,
	  Ottawa-Carlton Chapter
	-Can use the brackets of [power]
	-Suicidal Tendancies
	-Canadian Citizen
	-Infinite suply of gasoline and road flares (stowed safely away
	  in a pocket dimension)
	-Immune to anything mind bending/sanity altering
	-A good goatee/beard (sometimes goatee, sometimes beard)

Weaknesses/Quirks:
	-Suicidal Tendancies
	-Sole member of the Cult of Hastur, Canadian Division, Ontario
	  Branch, Ottawa-Carlton Chapter
	-Uses the brackets of [power] constantly and often with little point.
	-Tends to end up using the gasoline and road flares on himself
	-Mad as a hatter
	-Manically depressed
	-completely [evil]

Likes:
	-Hastur
	-Pain
	-Evil
	-Lovecraft
	-Anime/manga (especially Blade of the Immortal)
	-Music (except rap and country)
	-Metallica
	-Fire
	-Coffee

Dislikes:
	  -Cthulhu
	  -Good
	  -Robert Jordan
	  -Humanity

Background:
	The King in Yellow's background is the classic story of boy meets girl,
boy loses girl to boy's friend, boy takes the Unspeakable Oath to
He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named and summons a Star-Spawn of Hastur, Star-Spawn of
Hastur devours girl and boy's friend and ten random bystanders.  The King in
Yellow is just your average Canadian psycho devoted to a dark god.  KiY was
gifted by his dark patron with the ability to regenerate from anything.  
While this was interesting for the first hundred years, KiY grew board and jaded.
He craved real [power], like the ability to throw fire like Iori Yagami.
When Hastur denied his requests for more power, KiY came up with a solution:
gasoline and road flares.   Still, King in Yellow's only true desire know is 
to die a final death, an impossible dream, as Hastur said, "Injury doesn't 
excuse you from service, death doesn't excuse you from service.  Only I can excuse 
you from service, and I'm not through with you yet."
	The King in Yellow currently resides in Ottawa.  He writes bad fanfiction
and continuity-error riden impro parts as a hobby.  Realising that he wasn't
invited to Chez Impro, KiY is currently ploting revenge from his secret 
layer (a chair in the sci-fi/fantasy/horror section of a Chapters bookstore, 
twenty meters from a Starbucks.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
	-Do anything extremely crazy.  (I most likely won't stop you, but I just 
	 like to know in advance.)
	-Get me thrown out of Chez Impro

Fellow Authors, please do not:
	-Get me romantically involved with someone