][ LawrenceC HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST...but I'll be damned if I
   can figure out when.

Name: Lawrence Chu  Sex: Male   Physical Age: 17-19  True Age: 18
Also Goes By: Chu Bear, LoopyChew, Larry
Height: 6'0"    Weight: 175 lb. Eyes: Brown  Hair: Brown/Black

Primary Goal(s):
- To have fun
- To be recognized as a BNA (Big Name Author) although he's hardly
  written anything

Secondary Goal(s):
- To cure his bouts of random internal angsting
- To hug as many cute women as possible without getting slapped

Strengths/Abilities:
- Types real fast
- Possesses the unnoticeable properties of Yotsuya
- Dances weird; balance is everything (balance is just when you know
  how to throw your weight around!)
- Can recognize most OCRs, but not all
- Master of One Must Fall 2097's Jaguar Bot
- Can cook fried rice real good
- Tap 2 Blue Mana for +0/+4 against flying creatures

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Can't cook anything but fried rice; everything else comes out bland
- Random internal angsting
- Possesses the unnoticeable properties of Gosunkugi
- Will make offhand, hentai-tilted comments sometimes
- No longer carries around his own computer; experiencing withdrawal
- Can't stand anything involving objects touching eyes
- Can't see a damn thing without glasses (is it just me, or does
  everyone have that problem?)
- Ability to cause a long pause in a conversation by saying something
  stupid, though inoffensive

Likes:
- Really good food
- Junk food
- Spicy food (The spicier, the better!)
- Members of the opposite sex
- Anime (well, DUH!)
- Kodomo no Omocha in particular
- Computers
- One Must Fall 2097
- Hong Kong movies, especially those with Chow Yun Fat
- Garbage (the band, not the stuff you put in trash receptacles)

Dislikes:
- Cigarette smoke (but can tolerate it to some extent)
- Excessive drinking
- Violence, unless it's in a movie
- Boy Bands
- Work

Background:
Lawrence like Improfanfic.  Lawrence join party.  Too, too bad that
Lawrence no have social skill.  He lurk in background, swish-swish,
and have very hard time talk-talk with others.  Sometime he use for
advantage.  Also, Lawrence have big backpack with Nerf furniture like
chair and sofa.  He also big-mouth jerk for making Shampoo write his
background.  I go beat him up later.

(I'd like to thank Shampoo for writing out my background inf--SHAMPOO!
GET BACK HERE!)

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
- Get me...uh...intimate with anyone (I'll probably say yes as long as
  it involves random internal angsting and members of the opposite sex)
- Get me excessively drunk (tipsy's fine)

Fellow Authors, please do not:
- Get me smoking
- Get me killed
- Have me drink beer
- Get me arrested
- Have me get intimate with goats
- Or any other animals, for that matter
- Or any inanimate objects, either
- Trade me for anything
- Sell me for anything
- Have me arrested
- Have me drive