][ Todd (Lina) HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A BOUNCER (STAFF)

Name: Todd Harper  Sex: M   Physical Age: 20  True Age: Old Enough To Know
Better
Also Goes By: Lina Inverse, Super Bitch, Dark Bitch
Height: 5'11"         Weight: As IF.        Eyes:  Blue   Hair:  Brown-red

Primary Goal(s):
>To finish college sometime before the next ice age
>To actually finish a writing project sometime before the next ice age
>To find someone pleasantly tall and sufficiently adaptable and settle down
 with 'im

Secondary Goal(s):
>To find some redeeming qualities in the rest of humanity as we know it

Strengths/Abilities:
>An unrelenting ability to get people to say what they mean rather than
 what they want
>Overdeveloped sense of drama
>Video game prodigy
>Entirely too much Slayers knowledge
>Occasionally precognitive in an obscure literary sense
>Capable of Accurate Naga Laugh
>Eldritch bloodline

Weaknesses/Quirks:
>Easy to anger
>Unforgiving
>Prone to violence
>Moody
>Viceless
>Talks too loudly
>No sense of proportion

Likes:
>Slayers
>RPGs
>Writing
>Men
>Irony
>Obscure parables
>Mystic powers of mass destruction
>Dan Wood (Sorry, Dan ^_^)

Dislikes:
>People in general
>Mountain Dew
>People who don't say what they really mean
>Boy Bands
>People who argue needlessly
>Dead baby jokes

Background:
Todd moved from city to city in the nation before he was inevtiably drawn
to where he could cause the most damage: the midwest. Unforuntately he
developed a liking for people with big eyes and small mouths and through a
complete mistake involving Maison-Otaku productions and six pounds of
sashimi, began a timid and mostly unsuccessful internet writing career
while trying his damndest to get OUT of the University of Wisconsin -
Madison with SOME sort of degree...

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
>Have me drinking excessively.
>Hitting on random male partygoers.
>Involve me with anyone.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
>Have me suddenly be attracted to females
>Get me drunk, smoking, or doing drugs.
>Make fun of my weight. Fat people are both unforgiving and very, very patient.