][ <DJ Poinging Ferret> HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A STAFF(kinda)/CRASHER

Name:  DJ Reverend Poinging Ferret  Sex: Male   Physical Age: 17  True
Age: 12
Also Goes By: C. A. Monteath-Carr, Arthur MC.
Height: 185cm        Weight: 70KG         Eyes: blue/green  Hair: brown
(ponytail to HERE, bay-bee)

Primary Goal(s):
Get everyone down to them thumping Soundz™

Secondary Goal(s):
Convert all partygoers to New Zealand electronic music/Hip Hop
Play Regurgitator, NiN, and others all night long
Deny access to Venga Boys, any and all bopper music, and country and
western.

Strengths/Abilities:
Sets up a sound system like *that*
Ditto lights.
Is not affected by caffeine.
Tap to generate Wall of Sound (1/11 token creature)

Weaknesses/Quirks:
Will leave post to stock up on international coffee
Will whap anyone who even *thinks* of saying "Sebadup."
Insists that tea towels are a mighty weapon.

Likes:
New Zealand music.
Hip hop, trance, rave, drum and bass, industrial, et. al.
Reggae, dub.
Regurgitator.
Kiki

Dislikes:
Boppers, bopper music.
People who insist that coffee makes them hyper.

Background:
From Christchurch, Canterbury, New Zealand, he hitched a lift with a
passing penguin to New Orleans, where he is determined to play good
music at the Improparty. He's taking along his Kiki toy, who constantly
tells him to "stay good."

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
Have me go on a Towel Whapping Rampage.
Kill me.
Usurp my au-thor-itay.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
Make me win any 2d fighting game. It just doesn't happen. Tekken, now...
Have me play any country and western. Please. Don't.