][ MECHALINK HAS JOINED IMPROPARTY AS A CRASHER
NAme: Mechalink - Sex: M - Physical Age: 18 - True Age: 18
Also goes by: MLINK, Mikey, Mike, Michael, Megaman (ugh)
Height: 5'10" or so - Weight: 145 lbs - Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown, uncombed, and greasy. It has to be greasy.

Primary Goals:
- To have as much fun as possible.
- To see as much anime as possible.
- To learn as much as computers as possible.
- To learn the true path of KAWAII!

Secondary Goals:
- To not be a bad Impro writer.
- To maintain the highest possible caffeine and blood sugar counts 
allowed by law.
- To spike to extralegal caffeine and blood sugar counts every hour or so

Strengths/Abilities:
- MAD Computer Science SKEELZ
- MAD Gaming SKEELZ
- Speed reading
- Decently smart, in the stereotypical CS way...
- Has a gray fleece jacket, which is not only armored, but has lots of 
  cool stuff.
- Can wear a fleece jacket and jeans in almost any weather he's been 
  in. (Haven't tried Arcric or Tropical yet...)
- Specializes in Problem Solving
- Agile like nobody's business.
- Partial conversion cyborg.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- I can, and often will, procrastinate to the last possible 
  millisecond, and beyond.
- The ability to come off as an asshole at any time.
- An incredible penchant for random thoughts and speech.
- Very naturally shy, which causes a tendency to be a lurker, and a
  listener.
- A general clumsiness, if I'm not being agile

Likes:
-Anything with computers
-Anime/Manga
-Caffeine (Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Jolt, it doesn't matter)
-Any Sugar
-Junk food (especially Pizza and Chex Mix)
-Fanfiction
-Roleplaying
-Being WAIWAI!
-Stress

Dislikes:
-Dying
-Stress
-REALLY spicy foods
-Alcohol. Maybe.
-Serious, illogical ideas

Chamelaeon, Falcon, and Mechalink attend Rose-Hulman University.
Suddenly, in a fit of senility, the aging President gives everyone on
campus at that moment their diploma. Immensely excited, the group decides
to go to the ImproParty. On the way, they are attacked by a band of
graduate students who are really pissed about this whole deal. The members
of FalChaMlink are scattered, and find their way to ImproParty by their
own means.

After being separatd from the other two members of FalChaMlink, Mechalink
starts walking across the country. Of course, because he is a weak little
nerd, he only manages to make it to Topeka, Kansas. There, he managed to
find a mecha, which he used to flat RUN across the country. However, he
was stopped by the grad students, and captured.

He awoke in their secret base in California, a partial conversion cyborg,
and they revealed their plans to eliminate all the "false graduates". But
when they weren't looking, Mechalink pulled out a pen, picked his hand
cuffs, and escaped the base, taking his mecha with him.

He managed to make it to Chez Impro before any of the other members of
FalChaMlink, but... well, read part 29 and see, neh?

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:

Have me die.
Have me kill people.
Have me go glomping everything in sight.
Have me do anything really ecchi.
Have me drink alcohol.

Fellow Authors, please do not:

Make me use drugs, smoke, etc.

Please, just use common sense, neh?