][ Megane HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER

Name: Chris Pascual  Sex: Male  Physical Age: 21 
True Age: the concept of time was not yet inspired when I came into existance
Also Goes By: Megane, Ryouga, Meg-chan, MeguMegu, Ryougane, Satan (or whatever 
  psudonym you please), X, Koinu, dork-boy [last three are work nicknames]
Height: 5’ 6”  Weight: 220 lbs.  Eyes: Dark Brown  
Hair: Black, about neck length, usually in a single ponytail, but
sometimes in two pigtails, or whatever 3 tails is referred to as.

Primary Goal(s):
-discover true inspiration and become truly motivated
-write more happy poetry w/o it sounding insanely cheesy
-keep all his friends safe from harm
-to find true love before he dies, but someone to cuddle his heart for
 now, before it explodes
-get better at pool
-train in the martial arts more seriously (like I did before college…)

Secondary Goal(s):
-never again get involved in the politics of Hell
-to put his hair into 4 ponytails under his own power
-to get a life-size Lum poster
-to get a cute girl to cosplay Lum for him, or;
-have his friends hire a stripper for his bachelor party (if he ever gets
 married) dressed as Lum
-to have the long version of “Congratulations” (OMG OAV ending song)
 played at his wedding (again, if that ever happens)
-actually go to Japan, and Asia in general
-learn German, Cantonese and Korean too

Strengths/Abilities:
-Master of Most Things Dark and a Few Things That Aren’t (retired
 ruler/CEO of Hell and Associates); including the ability to rant on end
 about the beauracracy in Hell
-ability to get things done in a “what the hell, why not”, kinda way
-speaks Japanese, theoretically
-very trusting and trustworthy
-very protective of friends and those who seem in need of protection and
 willing to sacrifice his own safety, pride, face, etc. to aid another
-able to flame wildly (“flame”, as in act stereotypically gay to a fault;
 and this in no way reflects my own sexual preference, I am heterosexual;
 and neither does that reflect my attitude towards homosexuality; I say
 you find love where it finds you ^_^)
-will whomp you’re a** at Tekken Tag using Lei Wulong/Ling Xiaoyu

Weaknesses/Quirks:
-Ryouga-like direction sense, when in a vehicle
-occasionally easily confused; sometimes needs things spelled out for him
-very trusting; makes him somewhat gullible
-unable to handle his own flaming at times
-will randomly become capricious
-can only be affected by eddy currents/reflections/repercussion of the
 use of his own dark powers (therefore he doesn’t use them very often, if
 at all)
-being far too expressive in something as trivial as a personality profile
-is a burned-out otaku; it is actually very hard to get him to watch
 anime w/o planning it ahead of time
-sucks at racing games
-after a long streak of losing horribly at Goldeneye, he’ll start chasing
 down his opponents with his Flailing Fists of Fury, foregoing any
 firearms
-believes the combination of mint and chocolate is equivalent to enlightenment

Likes:
-Hanging out with friends
-Lum
-Belldandy
-the art and manga of Fujishima Kosuke and Masakazu Katsura
-dim sum (and going to eat it with friends)
-martial arts
-playing pool
-Roleplaying games
-Rurouni Kenshin, Blade of the Immortal, Discommunication (it’s the name
 of a manga, not a noun =P), I’s, Video Girl Ai, Fushigi Yuugi, Lain,
 Cowboy Bebop, and lots more
-Grant Morisson’s writing of JLA, Mark Waid’s “Kingdom Come”, Captain
 America and The Flash
-energy based melee weapons [faint sound of a light saber extending]
-Too Much Coffee Man
-orange juice
-Jazz/Blues, Heavy Metal/Hard Rock, Techno/Electronica, TLC, Live, and
 random other music (well, seemingly so)
-cute kitty kats!
-even cuter girls!! ^_~
-and the natural progression, cute cat girls (only real life ones, I have
 to admit)
-Screwdrivers (both the mixed drink and the tool)
-tormenting Damien Roc for just up and LEAVING him (in a purely
 affectionate way, of course)
-Tekken and Soulcaliber
-just about ANY gun game


Dislikes:
-assholes, jerks, bastards, whatever you wanna call ‘em
-assholes, jerks, bastards, etc., on the road
-not having a girlfriend (or ever having had one, for that matter)
-Kid Rock, with a passion
-most country and rap (w/ the exception of ‘80s old school rap)
-when people talk too much
-the Sp, Sp, Spice Girls [hack, hack] (gawd, I could barely say it!) 

Background:
    Was born.  Annoyed his parents as a baby/toddler/child.  Went to grade
school. Grew up to adolecence.  Went to high school.  Graduated.  Went to
college.  Graduated.  Got a job at WotC.  Grew to like anime somewhere
along the line.  Well, at least all of that happened after reincarnating
on the single planar realm as a result of his retirement from his
Netherworldly position.  Summoned here to the party by being referenced
(speak of the Devil, and the Devil appears)

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
-have me injure/maim/kill someone, unless it’s in a humorous, cartoony
 kinda way
-involve me in hentai situations
-have me drink alcohol
-have me lie

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-have me smoke
-have me do drugs