][ Random HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER

Name: Random	Sex: M	Physical Age: 19	True Age: 19
Also Goes By: Captain Random, The Captain (Kanchou), Brian Hykes
Height: 5'11" (6 feet with shoes) Weight: 155lbs. Eyes: Green Hair: Brown

Primary Goal(s):
- To watch every anime ever made 
- To READ every fanfic ever written (except lemons)
- To memorize every line said....ever....by anyone

Secondary Goal(s):
- To actually contribute Fanart/Omake to improfanfic 
  (I don't think I'm ready for an actual part)
- To be depended on as the keeper and guru of all things stupid

Strengths/Abilities:
- Practically photographic memory 
- Has been referred to as a Renaissance man (Knows how to do practically 
  anything, and if he doesn't know it, he can learn)
- Great ability at acting/speaking
- Can eat insane amounts of food in short time periods
- Can add his two cents to ANY conversation
- Knows the proper Sean Connery quote for a given situation 
- Can appear seemingly out of nowhere

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Can be easily gotten rid of by giving a cue line 
  (such as "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition") then leaving
- Does not respond to advances made on him by the opposite 
  (or same for that matter) sex
- Eats insane amounts of food in short periods of time
- Always must prove himself right when someone disagrees with what he 
  says
- Will not go ANYWHERE without his trench coat and Highlander hat (you 
  cannot die MacLoed)
- Can not do anything requiring physical strength

Likes:
- Anything animated in Japan, Subbed or Dubbed
- Monty Python
- Highlander
- Fanfics with obscure References
- MST3K
- "Weird Al" Yankovic lyrics
- Babbling on and on about minute details

Dislikes:
- People misquoting things
- People who are not impressed by the sheer amount of information
  I have stored in my head
- Mt. Dew...Don't ask me why
- Parties without enough food
- Marilyn Manson

Background:
Using his strange ability to locate where a party of anime lovers 
is happening then crash it; he has come on two missions, to eat until
cheesy poofs come out his ears, and to put his brain of seemingly
endless amounts of useless trivia and Quotes to the ultimate test.

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
- Get me drunk or have me smoke cigarettes (I might if it's funny, 
  but then again I REALLY shouldn't be drinking anyway)
- Make me explode from all the food I ingest

Fellow Authors, please do not:
- Arrest me
- Lemon me