][ Ravi HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS STAFF (bartender)

Name: Ravi Duvvuri  Sex: M     Physical Age: 22     True Age: 22
Also Known As:  ravi
Height: 5' 11.5"   Weight: 230   Eyes: Brown   Hair: Black
Contact Info: duvvuri@uiuc.edu

Primary Goal(s):
To have fun among like-minded societal outcasts at The Party
To avoid being malleted
To subjugate the human race and rule on high

Secondary Goal(s):
To launch Puu into LEO
To not die.  (Yet, at least)
To actually finish any of the writing projects I've begun
To force everyone to listen to at least three remixes of "A Knife and a Fork"

Strengths/Abilities:
Safe driver, even when travelling insanely over the speed limit
Decent cooking skills
Encyclopedic knowledge of El-Hazard
Vast knowledge of other useless trivia
Master of 1001 Laughs (mostly Evil)
Largely immune to feminine wiles
Can find _anything_ in the trunk of his car, given enough time.
Is actually [NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CLEARANCE]

Weaknesses/Quirks:
Mild absentmindedness
Nearly blind without his glasses/contacts
Fanatical devotion to favorite bands/comics/anime series/authors/whatever
  and willingness to try to convert others
Often mistaken for a hentai freak

Likes:
music (InSoc, Toad, Leonard Cohen, M7x)
b&w indie comics (Galaxion, Thieves & Kings)
anime (El-Hazard, KOR, Tylor, HYD)
rpgs (real ones, not console games)
food (noodle dishes, pizza, most potato products)
cars with real bumpers

Dislikes:
Wal-Mart
Drugs
People in general
Myself in particular

Background:
Though his past is shrouded in mystery, a few concrete facts are known about
Ravi.  A) He lives in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois, and B) He plans to
graduate Real Soon Now.  

Upon hearing of the Party, he realized it would be an excellent staging
ground for conquest of the known world (all while still having a most
excellent time with some rather spiffy people).  Packing up his car with his
videos, LDs, CDs, laserdisc player, and comic collection, he set out to
California (allowing for one small detour).

Ravi does try to get along with most people in general.  He may assume a
position of subservience, so as not to draw immediate suspicion as he sets
his schemes in motion.

Rumors that he is in fact a renegade Prince of Amber are completely
unfounded.  Honest.


Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
Have me drink to excess.
Get me romantically involved with anyone.

Fellow Authors, please do not:
Have me smoke.
Have me eat meat.  And yes, chicken and fish are meat.