][  SAMANTHA HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST

Name:  Samantha Rodgers      Sex:  F      Physical Age: 17
True Age: 17 1/2
Also Goes By:  Sam, Samantha, Sam-chan (only if you’re absolutely certain
that I’m not going to send you through the roof)
Height: 5’ 4"      Weight:  112      Eyes: Hazel      Hair: Long, straight, and red

Primary Goals:  
-  To mallet something at least once every day.
-  To become, if not a world renowned, then at least a fairly well to do
   artist
-  To  one  day  go  to  an  anime  con.
 
Secondary Goals:
-  To be able to write fanfiction and stories quickly.
-  To eliminate hentai from Impro!...Or at least do great bodily harm to it,
   which is almost as fun.
-  To have an anime collection that consists of more than three videos.
-  To join an anime club.

Strengths/Abilities:
-  Strength from weight lifting.
-  Can draw fairly well and is able to give good advice on the subject.
-  Is able to boot/ mallet/ punch people through the roof (‘course this
   is Impro)
-  Extensive knowledge on Playstation RPGs
-  Doesn’t drink alcoholic beverages.
-  Is able to pick things up quickly (This applies to knowledge, some magic,
   smiting techniques...)
-  Can lift just about anything (furniture, mallets, Impro-goers) and hit
   someone with it.
-  Is unfazed by anything prettyboy or bishounen.
 
Weaknesses/Quirks:
-  Will randomly take an anime related book out of pocketspace for reading
   material (examples:  "Lifestream: The Story of an Underpersonalitied
   Flowergirl" and "Chicken Soup for the Otaku Soul").
-  Is easily annoyed by anything hentai.
-  Is greatly unwilling to hit anything female, but all too willing to
   hit anything male.
-  Can be easily freaked out by H.
-  Is able to forgive and forget just about ANYTHING in a relatively short
   amount of time.
-  Has a sweet tooth bigger than the Sear’s Tower, especially when it comes to
   chocolate.
-  Whenever she cooks using a cookbook written by, say, Kasumi;  it’s the
   stuff of nightmares.  Whenever she uses a cookbook licensed by Akane,
   the dish comes out absolutely fabulous.
-  Whenever she encounters a bishounen, she has a nagging urge to draw his
   portrait.  
-  Is slightly fixated on Vincent Valentine (of FF7).
-  Due to her newness to both Impro and anime fandom in general, she has
   very little knowledge in those areas, but she picks things up quickly.
-  Is  almost  completely  computer  illiterate.               
-  Generally doesn’t like overly cute things.  This applies to anime
   characters and animals.  But has a weakness for chibies and plushies. 

Likes:
- chocolate
- sushi
- drawing
- learning new smiting techniques
- anime
- RPGs
- chibies
- plushies

Dislikes:
- pretty boy bands (Death to BSB!)
- AOL
- hentai
- sukebes
- anime characters who are on constant sugar highs
- Britney Spears, Hansen, you get the general idea                      

Background:
 Samantha’s been spending one incredibly busy year.  After finishing up a
week in which she had four term papers due consecutively, college 
applications to consider, and a fifteen piece art portfolio to finish up,
she didn’t want to look at anything school related anymore without an uzi
in one hand.  Finally, the continued pressure caused her to snap and chuck
everything out of a ten story apartment building (although she made sure
that the school teacher landed in a very soft dumpster).  Trying to decide
what to do now that she would have to avoid her parents for the next
couple of months, she remembered the repeated invitations she’d been
receiving to join the Impo Party up in California.  So, emptying her
savings for the past year, she took her little red Niisan Sentra and
her meager anime collection across the U.S. from Florida to the Party
site.  Now, all she needs to do is make sure none of her family members
find out where she is...

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
-  Write me in an overly hentai situation (I’m talking sex or nudity or
   anything like that).
-  Have me kill anybody.
-  Make me do anything drastically out of character.
-  Have me go girl crazy over some guy (or girl, for that matter).

Fellow Authors, please do not:
-  Kill me.
-  Have me consume any drugs (this applies to nicotine, alcohol, legal,
   illegal...).