][  Stephica HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A CRASHER 
    (Random Illumination Generator)

Name: Stephica   Sex: yes, please!  Oh, you mean GENDER! Female
Physical Age: 23   True Age: A lady never admits these things
Also Goes By: Steph, Steffie, The Goddess
Height: 4'11   Weight: A lady never admits these things
Eyes: weather/blue   Hair: platinum
Contact Info: stephica@bellsouth.net

Primary Goal(s):
- To take over the world- or at least your half
- To master magic

Secondary Goal(s):
- To win the hearts of millions with her unassuming cuteness- er, no,
  that's not it…
- To wrap many males around her fingers

Strengths/Abilities:
- Extreme power potential in magic
- Radiates an Aura of Erotica, 10' radius
- Wields a Whip of Hentai-Energy, formed from Aura of Erotica at will
- Kiss of Death, renders target unconscious for 1d6 rounds (or one hour,
  whichever is more convenient)
- Carries a Red Pen of Death, +27 to damage vs. poor grammar/spelling
- Manipulative
- Often mistaken for "innocent" and "harmless"

Weaknesses/Quirks:
- Often mistaken for "innocent" and "harmless"
- Usually overlooked in crowds
- Short tempered (no pun intended)
- Prone to sarcasm, undetectable without a "Detect Sarcasm" spell
- Penchant for quoting song lyrics randomly in conversation

Likes:
- Tea
- Backrubs
- Candles
- Books
- John Cusack movies
- Anything magical
- Anything destructive
- Anything amusing
- Alan's hot… spatula! Yeah, that's it! (sorry, dear, couldn't resist!
  ^_~)

Dislikes:
- Traffic
- Poems that rhyme
- Men with facial hair (this does NOT include werewolves, I don’t think…)
- Grape jello
- Evil twins
- Elevator music
- Being called "Stephi-chan"- this is evil and will earn the perp a beating with
  the Whip of Hentai-Energy

Background: 
Stephica got dragged into this crazy scene by Roe, who with his
puppy-dog eyes begged her to start reading Impro.  She got sucked in, and
hasn't been able to escape.  She's spent months looking for the
proverbial ruby slippers that will take her home… Although she wouldn't
mind wreaking a little havoc before she leaves…

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
- Get me romantically involved with someone
- Kill me off ignobly

Fellow Authors, please do not:
- Disfigure, defame, or ritually deflower me
- Chibify me- I'm small enough as it is
- Give me a Girdle of Gender Bending