][ <Tabris> HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST/STAFF/CRASHER

Name: Joe Rinaldi (But call me Tabris, dammit)  Sex: Male   
Physical Age: 17  True Age: 17 
Also Goes By: Sarion, Joe, All Knowing God of Creation 
(But you don't have to call me that.)
Height: 5'8"      Weight: 125 lbs.     Eyes: Brown   
Hair: Long, reaches mid-back.  Starts out white at the roots and blackens
towards the tips.

Primary Goal(s):
  -Enjoy life
  -Not worry too much
  -Observe as much fanservice as he can
  -Refine his swordsmanship  

Secondary Goal(s):
  -Learn to be a competent voyeur
  -Start the classical music band 'Commie Zit Bitches'

Strengths/Abilities:
  -Is extremely hard to kill
  -Is a competent swordsman (Uses either a longsword or a falchion.  
Both have +3 hitroll/damroll vs.  Teenybopper)
  -Can draw pretty well, if necissary
  -Is fairly competent at metaphyisical/occult kinda stuff.   
  -Is very, very quick.  Quick like the wind.

Weaknesses/Quirks:
  -Is sometimes distracted by attractive, scantily clad women.  (As most
   adolescents would be.)
  -Has what some would describe as 'catlike reflexes' and what others
   would describe as 'being wired'
  -Really isn't all that physically strong.  (Fits under the 'small and
   fast' category.)  
  -Has an immense dislike for all things teenybopper 
   (Such as Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears etc.) 
  -Can't wield his beloved -real- swords due to Impro-law, and therefore
   has decided instead to bring his foam-padded, official Nerf Training
   Sword. 

Likes:
  -Swords
  -Women
  -Anime
  -Fantasy Novels (David Eddings in Particular)
  -Amusing Things
  -RPGS
  -Making fun of Cultural Icons
  -Generally Enjoying Himself

Dislikes:
  -Teenyboppers
  -Stupid People
  -Romance Novels

Background:
   Was born and raised in Florida.  Over the years, learned that the one
philosophy that will always prove correct is that 'People are Stupid'.
Lives by this ideal.  And actually, lives rather well, all things
considered.  Taught himself how to fight with a sword and is--remarkably
--not all that bad.  Oh, and has constantly been praised for his great
artistic talent, but doesn't really think he deserves it.  Started
noticing girls at age 11.  Has not stopped
noticing them since.  Also wishes to announce to the world that Florida
is not about bright sunny beaches and Disney World.  It's about swamps.
Smelly, humid, mosquito-and-alligator infested swamps.  No more, no less.
Tabris is now getting through high school and generally enjoying life, or
at least doing the best he can. 

Fellow Authors, please ask me before you:
  -Make me have sex with/fondle anybody
  -Kill me
  -Have me kill anyone
  -Have me do anything 'religious' (Such as pray.)

Fellow Authors, please do not:
  -Have me drink alcohol/smoke/do drugs.
  -Have me cower in the face of the Impro Inquisition.  (Hah!)