Robin  HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS A GUEST

Name: Robin Strickland  Sex:  Male  Physical Age: 24  True Age: 19
Also Goes By:  "Hey-You", "That Guy", "Whatsisface"
Height: 6'3"        Weight: 280        Eyes: Dark Brown   Hair: Dark Brown
E-mail: Rstrick458@aol.com (I have others, but they can never be reached) 

Primary Goal(s):         

-Talk to people, do neat stuff, and generally have a good time
-Slack off and relax
					    
Secondary Goal(s): 

-To do at least one nifty thing daily
-To sing at least one Karaoke song

Strengths/Abilities:

-Excellent cook
-Casual to the point of not caring about much of anything (Hey, look, the
 house is on fire. Keen.)
-Fair artist
-Extremely high tolerance to physical injury (which is a good thing...
 see weakness #1)
-Can Power Pose with the best (::FLEX::)
-Ability to so something stupid/goofy/extremely embarrassing without
 really caring
-Able to diffuse any tense situation 
-Insanely good driver (+6 to all 'stunt' driving)
-Perpetually sober, and therefore excellent designated driver
-Tends to be ignored (exactly how this is accomplished is a mystery)
-Honestly does not care about his own well-being or emotional state
-High tollerance to weirdness

Weaknesses/Quirks:

-Tends to trip and/or fall a lot (i.e. trip on plainly obvious phone
 cords, fall from rooftops, cliffsides, tabletops, and especially icebergs
 <--FORESHADOWING)
-Casual to the point of not caring about much of anything (Hey, look, my
 arm is on fire. Neato...is that a problem?)
-Frequently does stupid things (and is surrounded by an aura of "duh")
-Really Awful Hair (-3 to charisma/charm)
-Enjoys fighting, and is very good at it (yes, I feel that this is a weakness)
-Cannot dance
-Cannot sing 
-Tends to frighten people with "stunt driving"
-Almost perpetually inhabits "Wrong Place At The Wrong Time"/"Ground
 Zero" (tends to fall into the middle of weird/uncomfortable happenings)
-Tends to be ignored
-Severe allergy to any anime television show's intro theme
-Low tollerance to normality
-Honestly does not care about his own well-being or emotional state
-Attention span of an average ferret, which tends to--OOOH! SHINY! ::poing::

Likes:

-Older Rock (Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, etc)
-Dr. Pepper
-Classical music and Opera
-Talking to people
-Food
-People in general
-Dr. Pepper
-Reading
-Stuff with sugar in it (especially Dr. Pepper)
-Humor 
-Dr. Pepper
-Violence (within limits)
-His car
-Learning something new

Dislikes:

-People who refuse to laugh/be happy
-The word "Gainax" (the studio's okay, it's just the word...)

Background:

 Was born. Honest. Waded through the filthy, putrid muck that is life, and
then started drawing and writing, after which the putrid muck became a
secondary concern. Purchased first car at age 17; a 27-foot-long Lincoln
Town Car, late sixties model, purchased for the price of twenty dollars
(it was a fixer-upper).  Was introduced to Impro via Lawrence Chu. Became
hopelessly addicted.  Attends college in Huntsville, Texas (worlds largest
city constructed solely of trailer parks), where he hopes to get a 
degree in Useless Studies.

Fellow Authors, *please* ask me before you:
 
-Have me do something *really* stupid ( a little stupid is perfectly
 allright, especially if it's funny).
-Have me become emotionally (or physically) involved with anyone.
-Injure me in a permanent manner.
-Cause me to spontaneously combust.
-Hideously warp my substance in some way.
-Cause me to decompose. One never has enough deodorant on hand for that.
-Attempt to damage my car. I just got it re-upholstered, ya know?
-Kill me. This would really cramp what style I may have. I'll consider if
 I get to be turned into a nifty pale-skinned clone, tho.
-Have me hurt someone physically or emotionally in an excessive manner. 

Fellow Authors, please do not:

-Have me use any substance that would alter the state of my mind. It's
 bad enough as it is.
-Have me do anything disgusting (please ask if you're not certain whether
 I would consider something you have planned disgusting).
-Break my glasses.