All around her was silver. Machinery and assorted
ropes and other tools were strewn here and there, and the
only light came from a small window high above. There were
windows on either side of her, but these were painted
black, not allowing light in at all. Rosa was sure she was
in some kind of spacecraft, no doubt the aliens, or
possibly government agents, would be here any moment to
perform horrifying experiments on her.

	Then Rosa sat up and really looked around. She realized
that she wasn't trapped in some kind of futuristic UFO,
but, rather, a customized mini-van. Noticing the van was
empty, Rosa tried the door. It was open. Grinning like a
maniac, she hopped out the back door of the van and landed
on her feet. Facing a building she knew all too well: The
Otaku Force Complex.

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PROJECT CHIBIFICATION Created by  Lady Brick

Chapter 15: Aww Crap.../The Filler Episode

This chapter has been spawned by James "The Newbie" Edwards

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	'This is ridiculous!' thought Josh as he continued to
struggle uselessly. Last chapter we had left Josh between a
very tight spot and a very hot spot as Eugene's folks were
quite literally trying to smoke him out of the chimney.  He
had been stuck there for quite some time now and he was
beginning to find the pleasures of carbon monoxide
poisoning which weren't very pleasant at all since it was
cutting off his air supply.

       	"Tendency to go Super Saiyan rising...must get
free" muttered Josh as he began to lose consciousness from
inhaling the smoke.

       	"Oh dearest you can put out the fire now.  I found
one of Eugene's old fireworks!" cried Eugene's mother
happily.

       	"Alright dear I'm putting it out now!" replied back
Eugene's father.

	"Aww crap..." said the trapped DBZ fanboy fighter as he
sweatdropped and proceeded to struggle harder.

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	Meanwhile...

	"Carl" was having a very good time.  Oh yes a very good
time despite the fact that the customers always ran off
screaming bloody murder and that a few people thought he
looked like Savage Dragon but aside from that it wasn't so
bad. Once he had managed to convince his remaining Evil
Minions <cue ominous drum rolling> Shingo, Katsuhito,
Ataru, and Keichi to join up with him in the ranks of Gap
things had been proceeding quite smoothly.

	'Heh!  At this rate I'll be able to get some more of The
Sauce in no time at all and then those sniveling Otaku
Force numbskulls will be at the mercy of me, the
SUPERYOUMAGENERAL! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!'thought Eugene as a
devious smile ran across his green scaly face showing off
his perfectly sharp white rows of teeth <cue thunder
strike>.

	<Bzzt!> "Aghh!" screamed out a customer in the men's
clothing section in shock as he was treated to 10, 000
volts of pure electricity.  "Medic..."

	"Aww crap..." said Eugene sagely before he ran off to
assist the fallen customer.

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	Outside the Otaku Force Complex...

	'This is it!  I have finally found the Otaku Force
Complex! Now all  of them will pay for what they subjected
me to!' thought Rosa in glee as she took account of her
surroundings.  'Now all I have to do is find something pink
and the real fun will begin!"

	Grinning like Hannibal Lecter at a feeding frenzy, Rosa
silently infiltrated the Otaku Force Complex with the
general idea of causing havoc and mayhem--that is if she
could find something pink.

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	Inside the Otaku Force Complex...

	"Well it's only going to be a matter of time before she
finds something pink," said Cecil aloud, staring at the
camera feed being displayed on his workstation monitor
through his glasses. His expression was growing darker and
darker by the second as Rosa was nearing the Archives.
"Man, why couldn't security be more reliable these days?"

	With pained movements, Cecil slowly got out of his chair
and surveyed his office which he preferred to call his
'Mecha Hangar." His office was virtually crammed with mecha
anime DVDs, VHSs, fansubbed tapes, posters, models, etc.
which left virtually no room at all. However, in the center
of the room was a cleared out space where a container
containing a primordial substance made up of his various SD
Nu Gundam models, his 1/100 master grade Nu Gundam, his Nu
Gundam posters, and a bunch of Gundam 0093: Char's
Counterattack fansubs. Yep, this was the same chibification
formula Katie had used to chibify herself with a few
"modifications."

        'Hopefully, this works out how I think it should
work...in theory,' thought Cecil grimly as he walked over
to his Gundam rack containing all of his Mobile Suit Gundam
stuff.  Carefully he pulled out of the rack a 1/144 Nu
Gundam deluxe action figure with sound effects action.
'Even if it doesn't work out perfectly at least all have an
on/off transforming phrase.'

	Grudgingly he through a glance back through the dimness of
his "Mecha Hangar" to the glowing screen of the monitor of
his workstation showing Rosa leafing through the archived
anime in the Archive like a possessed person looking for
something.

        At that moment indecision came and hit Cecil like a
freight train.  Should he attempt this mad experiment and
risk being stuck with an irreversible condition for the
rest of his life to save his friends? Or should he warn the
others that Rosa is on the loose and that she is in
Archive's where she's bound to find something pink?  The
only thing that could shake him out of this stupor now
was...

        <Poof!> "Cecil stop this madness now!" commanded SD
Angel Wing Zero Custom.

        <Poof!> "I really hate to admit this kid but I'm
gonna have to agree with Endless Waltz over there," replied
an ashamed SD Devil Master Gundam.

        "But Anavel Gato wouldn't have hesitated to do this
if it would help him carry out his dream of making a new
Zeon.  Amuro Ray would have done it too if it could take
him one step closer to killing Char Aznable. And Kou Uraki
would have done it to..."

        "...Kid to be honest with ya you're none of the
above. You're just good ol' Cecil the mecha enthusist.  The
real world's equivalent of a Star Trek red-shirt." pointed
out SD Devil Master Gundam.

       	"And besides all those guys did what they did for
their own selfish reasons!  All you're trying to do is just
save your friends! Going through with this mad experiment
is way too extreme!  You guys could probably pitch together
a plan to stop that SD Mecha freak easily!" added in the SD
Angel Wing Zero Custom hopefully.

	"But there isn't any time left!  Rosa probably going to
find...," said Cecil as the monitor showed Rosa doing her
SD Mecha transformation. "I'm sorry, guys, but I'm going
through with this."

	"It's your funeral kid." <Poof!>

       	"Don't come crying to me when you finally find out
that this was a mistake!" <Poof!>

	Muttering a few choice words, Cecil moved towards the
container gripping the 1/144 Nu Gundam deluxe action figure
like a lifeline.  The substance in the container cast out
an eerie green neon glow over Cecil's face as he got up
close to it illuminating his desperate expression. Slowly,
with trembling hands, he held out the deluxe action figure
with sound effects action over the green neon pit.

	"This is it...last chance to turn back...<gulp>...No!  I
can do this!...C'mon just let go!"

        While Cecil was having his internal struggle with
control over his body the Lord was getting very bored at
Cecil's melodrama.  So he decided to send a little message
to set the otaku straight.

	<Cue thunderstrike>

        "Whoa!" yelled Cecil in surprise, as he was
suddenly startled out of his internal struggle and
accidentally dropped the deluxe action figure into the
container.

	"Nu Gundam hasshin! <bzzt!>  Nu Gundam meiyoarutaijin!
<crackle>" said the melting deluxe action figure.

	"Oh sh--"

	<BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!>

       	Thus, Cecil was gifted with the powers of the
Sentai Mecha suit Nu Gundam.

        "Aww crap..." muttered Cecil before he passed out
hitting the floor with a heavy thud.  A few seconds later,
a note appeared out of no where in midair and drifted down
on to the back of Cecil's head. The note read, "Dear Sentai
Newbie...stop.  Congratulations, you have just been awarded
your very own sentai mecha suit which is a perfect replica
of the RX-93 Nu Gundam...stop.  Right now you are only Lv.
1 at the moment meaning that you can only access your level
one weapons like your .50 caliber beam pistol, Riot baton,
and Vulcan cannons...stop. Since you're only level one at
the moment you only have one hour of activation
time...stop.  Once you have run out of power please insert
two new fresh AA alkaline batteries into your V-Transformer
placed on your left wrist...stop.  Eventually when you gain
enough Exp. you will be awarded more advanced weapons,
increased activation time, and Spirit Points (SP)...stop.
SP allows you to access your special Spirit Skills such as
Recovery (50 SP) and Concentrate (30 SP)Östop.  You
currently have 100 SP...stop.  The Skills you possess are
Concentrate (30 SP), Flash (35 SP), Scan (10 SP)...stop.
Your stats are currently: Fighting-100, Weapon-90,
Armor-125, Speed-120, Power-100... stop. Your transform
phrase is,"Nu Gundam hasshin!"...stop. Your untransform
phrase is, "Nu Gundam meiyoarutaijin!"...stop. Please have
fun!... stop. Signed, The Universe...stop."

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	Frank was worried with out a doubt from where he stood by
side Katie's bed in the Otaku Force medical ward.  The A.
E. I. O. U. was taking effect on Katie but it was taking
way too long for his tastes. Although he had to admit that
the super deformed girl's steady breathing seemed to have a
calming effect on the situation at hand.

	Since Katie had been left unconscious by the injection
that had given Frank a lot of time to do something he
usually didn't do. He brooded.  He thought about how his
life had managed to swing in all sorts of directions for
the past few days.  Fighting threw Eugene the
SUPERYOUMAGENERAL's endless horde of furniture minions in
his castle to rescue Katie.  Rosa's sudden change of
allegiance to Eugene's cause. Agreeing to cooperate with
the Otaku Force to save Katie's sanity. His sudden
affection for the super deformed girl.  It was as if
everything that had happened could  all be led back to her.
It was even amazing that He was still sane despite of all
the hysteria that has happened.

        After this last thought an overwhelming sense of
dread came over him as he heard a series of explosions went
off somewhere in the complex.

	"Aww crap..." groaned Frank with an agitated expression
before he rushed out the door to investigate.

       	Unfortunately he didn't notice Katie beginning to
stir as he left.

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       	"Now what?" Brett grumbled aloud as he was
interrupted from posting up the pics of Josh-chan that he
had so deviously managed to acquire without getting a
bruise at all by an odd tremor.  He was definately getting
better and better at this but it was starting to get harder
to hide his mad bishounen swordsmen skillz.  Right now what
he really needed was an excuse not to brood about things.

	Fortunately at that moment Anna's voice came blaring
through the intercom built into his office.

       	"Code Red people we have a situation on our hands!
I repeat this is not a drill!" came Anna's commanding voice
as suddenly the alarms went off and the lights all turned
red.  "All security personnel are to report to the
Archive's immediately and attempt to capture the intruder.
We want this one alive people!"

	"Aww crap..." said the hentai bishounen before he got out
of his chair and sprinted out of his room to find Deedee.
After all if somebody had to go baby sit the pink-haired
wonder it might as well be him while Anna took care of
Rosa.

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       	"I knew I forgot something," said Anna, looking
quite pissed off as she glared at the monitor of her
workstation in her office. The monitor was currently
showing a pink SD Mecha dishing out all sorts of punishment
at the security teams that have been trying to capture her.
The oddest thing however was that there were these numbers
that appeared over the pink SD Mecha each time she defeated
a security team. It was almost as if she gaining experience
points which would probably lead to her leveling up and
evolving into her next form. "Argh! Forget this! I better
go find the rest of the gang and rally the troops!"

	Quickly Anna hurried out of her office and sprinted off
into the direction of Cecil's office through the red
lighted halls.  As she was nearing Cecil's office the
warning klaxons finally made something in her mind click.

   	'Wait a minute if those numbers meant that she only
needed some more experience points before she evolved...but
then this could mean...'

	"Aww crap..." she grumbled under her breath as she tried
to run faster.

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	Author's Notes:

	The first thing I would like to say is that I am truly
very very sorry if this chapter was way too serious and
that it was virtually not funny at all.  But I think I did
some pretty decent character development for this chapter,
and I suppose you want to know why I gave Cecil an
"upgrade." If you have read from the beginning of this
chibi you'll notice that most of the Otaku Force characters
seem to have some form of power.  Anna seems to have the
ability to ignore in general the affects of anime induced
attacks/powers/skills/weirdness.  Deedee seems to have
innate magical powers derived from anime shows such as
Slayers.  Brett seems to have mad swordsmenship skillz that
are derived from the bishounen character class in certain
anime shows.  Which left Cecil who apparently had no power
at all. Now if you put 2 an 2 together you'll see that I
gave Cecil powers for a very legitimate reason. Besides I
think the chibi should be a tad bit more fun to write for
now that Cecil has got some of his own skillz now. Oh yeah,
below is an explanation of Cecil's current Spirit Skills
and weapons:

Flash (35 SP)-Opponent is blinded by a bright flash.  Their
accuracy and evasion respectively drops by 50%.

Scan (10 SP)-Detect opponents Stats, weaknesses, etc.

Concentrate (30 SP)-Increases user's accuracy and evasion
by 30%.

.50 caliber Beam Pistol-The less damaging and scaled down
version of a Beam Rifle.

Riot Baton-A Patlabor Ingram melee weapon.

Vulcan Cannons-An MSs standard close range melee machine
gun.

	Now future authors are by all means encouraged to give
Cecil an upgrade in stats, level, etc. whenever they feel
like it.  If you need some  inspiration for Cecil's Spirit
Skills you could go look up a Super Robot Wars FAQ and take
a look at the magic spells available from there or you can
just impro a bunch of them.

	Finally it's time for the thing everyone's been waiting
for <drum rolling> what should we write about next?  Will
the Otaku Force stop the rampaging Rosa?  Will Rosa evolve
from her pink SD Mecha state to a pink sentai heroine?
Will Rosa's possible evolution change her physical
appearance to a Samus-ish super babe?  Or will she just
gain a new super cool Final Attack?  What is Katie going to
do about it once she wakes up? How will Anna react to
Cecil's experiment?  Will Josh be reduced to BBQ'd Saiyan?
Will Eugene still receive the title of Employee of the
Month? What sort of wackiness can we expect next? This and
MORE on the next action packed exciting edition of PROJECT
CHIBIFICATION!!!!!

Disclaimer: This chapter never got a pre-reader to read it.
I tried to get it pre-read but lady luck wasn't smiling
upon me that week. Imaginary Dream read over it at (or
after) the last minute and (hopefully) fixed all the
spelling and grammatical errors but she didn't want to
suggest any changes after the first version had been
posted. For a translation of the Japanese words go to:
http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict