Eugene woke up to a peaceful, beautiful morning. Birds were 
chirping; the sun was rising; everything was good in the world.

Eugene rubbed the sleep from his eyes and made his way to his 
kitchen. 

He walked in just in time to see his mother place on their 
kitchen table the last grocery bag from her morning's shopping. 
"Good morning, sweetie!" she said as she started to put away all 
of the foods that she had purchased.

Eugene's drowsy eyes became huge as she pulled out a certain item 
from her bag. A very certain item. Oh, no, this wasn't just some 
random item. It was a very special item. In fact, Eugene could 
not yet begin to describe the full wonder of this special, 
certain item. After all, this special cer-

Getting back to the point, Eugene's mother had purchased a single 
bottle of. THE SAUCE.

"Mother, may I see the Wor- .. The Wursha- ..the W-The SAUCE!"

"Sorry, Eugene, but your father needs that for dinner tonight!" 
his mother sang out with a cheerful smile. 

Eugene calculated the odds. If he lunged fast enough, he would be 
able to get THE SAUCE away from her. And, upon drinking THE 
SAUCE, Eugene would be so powerfull as to have no fear of his 
parents. It was a risk, but it was a worthwhile one.

Eugene lunged as fast as his green bulk could. "Gimme THE SAUCE!"

But his mother easily side-stepped the attack.

His mother though was not his mother anymore. It was Josh-chan!

And Josh-chan was laughing at Eugene. Eugene was beyond angry. 
How DARE he laugh at such an evil genius! Eugene kept on trying 
to hit Josh-chan, but his arms moved too slowly, as if under 
water. Finally, Eugene could take it no longer. He then-

He then woke up to a peaceful, beautiful morning. Birds were 
chirping; the sun was rising; everything was good in the world.

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PROJECT CHIBIFICATION

Originated in the Universe of Lady Brick

This Part Summoned by Ann

Part 18: The Short Transition Piece

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Two dark and shadowy figures met in the dark of the night. Or, 
possibly, it wasn't night and the room just had bad lighting. 
Yeah, that's most likely it. But where was this room? This room 
was none other then the COMMAND ROOM OF DEATH at the Mysterious 
and Elusive A.E.I.O.U. headquarters.

"All of this trouble is coming from one source," said the first 
figure.

The second one stayed silent for a few moments. "Well..? Are you 
going to tell me?"

"I was waiting for you to ask."

The second figure slapped his forehead. "Ok, tell me already."

"The root of all this trouble is," the first figure posed 
dramatically, "Otaku Force! After all, the first Chibi in this 
outbreak was the one codenamed 'Katie.' Her case was brought on 
by over-exposure to Fushigi Yuugi, which was loaned to her by 
none other than an Otaku Force member! And it was when they 
posted how to transform yourself on their web page, that was when 
the SUPERYOUMAGENERAL and the cursed DBZ character were able to 
grant themselves such new forms. They are also indirectly 
responsible for the 'Normal-fication' of two otaku. This is bad 
for anime fandom! It must be stopped!"

"What are you proposing?"

"I am proposing we put a stop to this now! I am proposing that we 
send out the. ULTRA SUPER HIGHLY-TRAINED AND AMAZING A.E.I.O.U. 
SECRET TASK FORCE!"

"No! Not the ULTRA SUPER HIGHLY-TRAINED AND AMAZING A.E.I.O.U. 
SECRET TASK FORCE!"

"Yes, the ULTRA SUPER HIGHLY-TRAINED AND AMAZING A.E.I.O.U. 
SECRET TASK FORCE!"

".Don't you think you're going a bit overboard?"

"Nope!" 

And with that, the mysterious figure number one pushed the BIG 
RED BUTTON to alert the ULTRA SUPER HIGHLY-TRAINED AND AMAZING 
A.E.I.O.U. SECRET TASK FORCE!

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"Ok, Otaku Force. We've been through a lot, so let's solve these 
few problems quickly. First, we need to come up with a trigger 
for Katie," said Anna.

"I have an idea!" said Brett, grinning lecherously.

"No. And the second problem has to do with Cecil's change in 
personality."
"Do we know what caused it?" asked Deedee.

"No. But we DO know that somehow Rosa's chibification has been 
cured."

They all thought for a moment. 

"And our last dilemma is what to do about Eugene and-"

At that moment, the doors busted open. Into the room piled a 
large group that resembled a SWAT team.

"Freeze! This is the ULTRA SUPER HIGHLY-TRAINED AND AMAZING 
A.E.I.O.U. SECRET TASK FORCE! You are here by charged with 
contributing to the transformations of otaku!"

The Otaku Force went silent.

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I hope no one was too disappointed about how short this was.. I 
ran out of ideas.
If you were, feel free to send me hate mail.

I'm sure the next writer will do a better job.