Furniture Warriors character guide, or something!

Greetings and welcome to the (hopefully) official Furniture Warriors character guide, made specially for Improfanfic and one of its best impros ever... Furniture Warriors! Find out lots and lots of stuff about the chair-swinging, lamp-wielding, and desk-pounding adventurers at your leisure! Starting here! Ain't it cool?

This character guide describes characters and events up to episode #7 of Furniture Warriors. Later information will appear in updates.

Jonatan Streith does not take responsibility for any spoilers that may ruin your fun. He also does not take responsibility for your sanity, computer, economy, or fatherless children. You'll have to look elsewhere for that.

Comments on missing/incorrect stuff appreciated! If you wish to comment, use the link at the bottom of the page. If you wish to hurt me, ask Phoebe for help.

Now, on with the show!

The standard good guys, at least as it appears...


Mainly the Ottoman Empire and the people that support it.




Background characters


This character guide was written by Jonatan Streith.

Assistance by:

Lawrence Chu
The dgml

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